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Name: joseph lovett
Birthdate: 5 15 87
Birthplace: m-town
Current Location: memphis
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'4
Weight:
Piercings: none too many people have the same piercings
Tatoos: saving up 4 a sleeve
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: none at the moment
Overused Phraze: dang
FAVORITES
Food: a big bad ass steak
Candy: changes day to day i know thats weird
Number: 420 it makes more people smile to see the ..
Color: blue
Animal: human
Drink: sweet tea
Alcohol Drink: the whole bottle of whatever
Bagel: none
Letter: f
Body Part on Opposite sex: ass
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: that
McDonalds or BurgerKing: this
Strawberry or Watermelon: this
Hot tea or Ice tea: that
Chocolate or Vanilla this
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: this
Kiss or Hug: this
Dog or Cat: this
Rap or Punk: this
Summer or Winter: that
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: this
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever
Most Missed Memory: good memories of my mom
Best phyiscal feature: you tell me
First Thought Waking Up: more sleep
Goal for this year: move the fuck out and move to the party house
Best Friends: TripAlip
Weakness: sad songs
Fears: bees
Heritage: bunch of old dead fuckers
Longest relationship: 5 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: "smoke weed every day"DR.DRE
Ever been Drunk: oh yes lots-O-fun
Ever been beaten up: not totally
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: all
Favorite Hair Color: not green
Short or Long: both
Height: all
Style: any be orignanal
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute both are fine to me
Drugs and Alcohol: nither or both as long as she don't tell me waht not to do
Muscular or Really Skinny: ?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 3
What country do you want to Visit: all
How do you want to Die: doing 110m.p.h. sidewaysss as hell
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: not always
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: hopefully
Believe in Yourself: yep
Want to go to College: yes
Do you Smoke: not cigs
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: try to
Been in Love: nope
Do you Sing: yes
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: yes long time from now
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: too late girls
Hate anyone: yes
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
[HAVE YOU EVER..]
been kissed.. yes
lied to a friend.. yes
dyed ur hair no
dressed punk no
kissed a girl yes
saw something u didnt want to yes
danced in the rain not exactly danced
lied to ur parents yes
went barefoot in the snow no
played hockey no
made ur own clothes no
[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS..]
got in a fite no
took a shower yes
gave a dirty look to someone i work retail yes
cried=( no
did a cartwheel no
went to school no
shopped no
danced no
got sick no
did something u regret no
discovered something new no
[IN SCHOOL YOU...]
run to class because ur always late was late but didn't run
act perfect no
act hyper no
are a nerd no
in band?? no
[RIGHT NOW UR..]
in ur pjs no
drinkin yes
listening to music no
watching a movie how could u watch a movie and type at the same time
iming someone no
talkin on the fone no
eating no
[CLOTHES..]
hot topic or abercrombie and fitch nither nautica shirt polo pants
thongs or briefs boxers
boxers anyone?!?! yes please
sweatpants or jeans jeans
longsleeved shirts or short sleeve don't matter
tube tops or tanks tanks
[CURRENTLY .. ]
current clothes nautica shirt polo pants
current mood high
current music none
current taste lemon
current make-up none
current thing I ought to be doing smoking
[ LAST PERSON .. ]
you hugged don't know her name
yelled at every other customer
IMed. ?
you touched didn't know her name
[ EiTHER/0R .. ]
coffee or hot chocolate latter
big or little what
lace or satin don't care
new or old what
vogue or cosmopolitan nither
skirt or dress nither
wool or cotton cotton
[DO YOU..]
put on a "front" at work
have a crush on someone yes
if u got a tatoo where wud u get it a entire sleeve
[RANDOM QUESTiONS..]
waht is the online symbol u use the most !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u have a boyfriend or girlfiend no
who's hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray who
what was the last thing you said who
who would u want to be stuck in an elevator with my crush
do you like stickers yes
do u play with mad libs wen ur bored no
are you suicidal no
is your window open no
what was the last pair of shoes you bought new balance
do you have a little brother no lil sis
does he draw you cute pictures no he does not
where do your grandparents live with me
what do you think of when you hear the word click mouse
are you a moron sometimes
do you like trampolines sometimes
have u ever accidentally sucked something up in the vacuum yes
did you see American Pie 2 yes
do you cut yourself no
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

girls weed cars video games not always in that order

I'd like to meet:

a woman that make me want to live past 35
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Music:

everything damn near.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..tool on piano bad ass

Movies:

my all time fav movie is Weddingcrashers and Waiting.... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

i like to watch cops i want a cops only channel they got every kind of channel golf soccer which sucks i like to watch family guy funny ass cartoons like that formula d is cool as hell i love watching drifting .. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

porn mags have real good articles.. width="425" height="350" ..

Heroes:

my hero is the cop on a bike with one leg and chased a damn crackhead and caught him that shit is amazing and the guy who built the bmw look at this.. width="425" height="350" ..and this guy .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

a lil info 4 u to fill out

I am feeling curious today. So, fill it out about yourself, then send it my way. :D Thanks! 1.Your Full Name:2. Age:3. Single or Taken:4. Favorite Movie:5. Favorite Song:6. Favorite Band/Artist:7. Dir...
Posted by joseph on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:36:00 PST

a little survey

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by joseph on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST

my truck nigga

my truck was almost  totaled friday night by a dumb ass driver  there  night be pics if your lucky
Posted by joseph on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:14:00 PST

my first blog ever

fuckin memphis edition cops is on and it kicks ass  a 65 year old couple got busted with 6 pounds of weed
Posted by joseph on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:24:00 PST