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cameoxcaprice[conklin]

baby, can you dig your man?

About Me


On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
"Poor thing," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"

"Take me in tender woman Take me in, for heaven's sake Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
She wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of silk
And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taken to had bee revived

"Take me in, tender woman Take me in, for heaven's sake Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
She clutched him to her bosom,
"You're so beautiful," she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite

"Take me in, tender woman Take me in, for heaven's sake Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
"I saved you," cried the woman "And you've bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

"Take me in, tender woman Take me in, for heaven's sake Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
:) i am the snake. don't ever say i didn't tell you so.

My Interests

bitching. crying. eating tasty things, and almost all things edible are tasty. almost. except for mushrooms. mushrooms can kick rocks. but onions.. raw, cooked, on burgers ect. are quite yummy. dogs ruff cats meow. i dig em. baby, can you dig your man? horses :] hm and taking naps. & getting fired, i'm good at that. and i like pretty shiny guns. and peircings. and guys with peircings. and mmmmmmm sushi. i guess that falls under food, but i see it more as food of the gods. oh yeah and lets not forget Big Guy Upstairs. Religion and politics, just don't argue with me, I've heard it all... and theres no point fighting about it and for it and over it year after year so I will silently enjoy both politics and religion. I do, however, enjoy debate on less intense subjects. Reading. Writing. Sketching. Dreaming. Photography. Deceit and lies. Horseback riding. Tragedies. Romance. Cooking, to an extent. Walking. Nature. Prayer and meditation. [to be continued, maybe]

I'd like to meet:

"I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them." Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965), Speech during 1952 Presidential Campaign

Music:



Dropkick Murphys, Counting Crows, Haystak, Dashboard Confessional, Brand New, Jack Johnson, Say Anything

Movies:

Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Boondock Saints, Closer, Feast of Love, The Notebook, The Lion King (I & II), Princess Bride, Scarface, The Devils Rejects

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, History channel, Discovery channel, cartoons, reality tv

Books:

anything written by stephen king. The Sight, where the red fern growns, call of the wild, where are you going?, fire bringer

Heroes:

[Lilith][Daddy][Mommy][Mr. Blond][Larry Underwood]

My Blog

Inside is where I falter, inside is where I will find.

Its always hard for me to begin writing. It wasn't always this way, at one time the words came easily.. I had to write it out to get it out. Now I keep it all in. This wasn't my decision.. it happened...
Posted by cameoxcaprice[conklin] on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:34:00 PST

my friend [poetry]

I'm feeling now, I'm hurting now It's a terrible place, that I faintly remember visiting once before Its an emotion, that I think I've felt An emotion that once shook me to my core Someone, save whats...
Posted by cameoxcaprice[conklin] on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:11:00 PST

With pen in hand [poetry]

It happens every summer Everyone becomes motivated just to stay away from this heat The air conditioner is laughable, and everything is dry When I walk outside, well in my hood baby, I'...
Posted by cameoxcaprice[conklin] on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:08:00 PST

Cameo Caprice, the Virgo

Virgo the Virgin, an earth sign, is the sixth sign of the tropical zodiac. The Sun on his annual journey shines in Virgo between Aug 22 and Sep 21, though it can vary depending on the year. The Sun in...
Posted by cameoxcaprice[conklin] on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:03:00 PST

Kim's Baby! Aiden Elias

He's here! And he's perfect. Down to every finger and toe. So perfect. I love him so much already. Him being here has filled me with enough strength to be more positive about life and forget about the...
Posted by cameoxcaprice[conklin] on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST

Oh, this tangled web we weave.

I'm done. I can't do this anymore. I can't kill myself slowly with these horrific thoughts. Always wondering when the life that I built, with the friends that I've carefully selected, and the boy who ...
Posted by cameoxcaprice[conklin] on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:07:00 PST