Mr.Yuck

I am the poison warning symbol used by many poison centers throughout the United States (even though it seems that only people on the East coast know about me!) My stickers say "NO!" to little children who don't know any better and want to eat, drink, or play with all the dangerous items and products that are found all over your house. Teach the kids that Mr. Yuck means NO! Take them with you as you place my stickers on dangerous products. Explain to them that as tasty as windex looks, it does in fact taste like shit. (give them a small taste to re-inforce this point if you'd like) Tell them if they see this face to run at least 10 feet away, duck, and then cover. Screaming sometimes helps, but it can also draw attention and lead to an attack, so therefore is not advised. If your child is a knucklehead and the stickers don't seem to be working either swat them about the head and or face with a rolled up newspaper while yelling "Mr. Yuck means NO!", or spray them with water from a spritz bottle. I'm here to help.