Chicken Bones is made up of Asshole and Skeeter.
Asshole - vocals, guitar, and drums fer now
Skeeter - vocals, bass, mandolin, and keyboards
Chicken Bones done got they start when Asshole and Skeeter found out how talanted each other was and learned of they shared love of the best darn food on the planet earth, fried chicken. This all happened about five years ago. At first Chicken Bones wuz just a cover band, playing Wilson Phillups, Taylor Dayne, David Hasselhoff, etc. covers. Soon they started writing they own songs, and because they so super talanted and professional they usually lay their tracks down in just one take. This saves them a bundle on studio time. Money that can be put towards the purchase of fried chicken and pabst blue ribbon.
It hasn’t been all good times for Chicken Bones. There have been the occasional rift between band members. The first such incident happened when then current drummer, Posum Fantana, drank too much Pabst Blue Ribbons and then ate all of Skeeter and Assholes left over fried chicken. Posum was kicked out of the band immediatly. Another incident formed between Skeeter and Asshole when they tried to decide what kind of cool painting to put on the side of their van. In the end a compramise wuz made, and a 3D Lion was painted on the Van. Though Asshole still contends to this day it should have been a chicken.
Presently things are lookin purty good for Chicken Bones, who are close to finishing up their album. It is a collection of studio tracks and live recordings. Chicken Bones are possitive it will clean up at all the upcoming music awards, such as the grammys. Not only will the album be critically acclaimed, but it will most likely set records for best selling album of all time.
P.S. We will probably need to get us a drummer so’n we can tour.
