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Matthew

Just don't be on no HOE SHIT.

About Me

I'm a Chicagoland comedian. I have been doing comedy for six years. I'm working on my Masters Degree of Comedy right now. Just like any other human being, I wake up, wash my ass, and make sure that I ain't on no hoe shit.

My Interests

Comedy, music, movies, bicycle riding, yoga, and pointing out hoe shit.

I'd like to meet:

Club owners, promoters, producers, fellow comedians, and film critics.

Music:


Movies:

Comedy, Action, Gangsta, and Sci-Fi movies. Favorite movie right now...Beowulf and I Spy with Eddie Murphy.

Television:

The Cosby Show, The Boondocks, and Family Guy.SKTV! LIFESTYLES OF THE BROKE 'N FAMOUS!!!
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Books:

Green Eggs and Ham and I'm writing a book right now titled, "Don't Be on Hoe Shit."

Heroes:

Redd Foxx, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Robin Harris, and Martin Lawrence. Top Hero of all time, Al Pacino. This cat whatn't on no hoe shit. He went from being the biggest drug dealer in a movie to being.....a football coach.