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B. Wright

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About Me

I was born in Chicago and reside in the burbs. My comedy is primarily based on real life. I like to connect with every audience as if we're all just in the middle of my living room kickin' the bo-bo's. To be honest, if my family wasn't so crazy I wouldn't be doing this shit. And, I just wanna send gratitude to the comedic talent of Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Redd Foxx, Robin Harris, George Carlin, and others. They are like added ingredients to my mind. Keep a look out...'cause I'm coming to a city near you. Stand up or Shut Up DVD Coming Soon. SKTV Vol. 2, Produced by Sketch Killa Coming Soon. That's it. Laughing is contagious....so, infect some muthafunkin' JOKES!!!!!

My Interests



Get a scroller sign at Myspace-Generators.com..B prayerful B hopeful B graceful B intense B resistant B smooth B cordial B alert B cautious B conscious B concientious B educated B physical B knowledgable B wise B yourself B rebellious B on point B proud B unapologetic B in charge B large B smart B a dart B apart from the so-called norm. B COOL.......-B.WRIGHTTo put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right. -Confucius

I'd like to meet:

Looking to network with fellow comedians, musicians, artists, writers, club owners, revolutionaries, innovationists, and whoever wants to meet me. I'd also like to meet Jennifer Hudson,MY BABY!!!..

Music:



Movies:

If you wanna laugh, watch Moving with Richard Pryor or Coming To America w/Eddie and Arsenio. If you wanna cry, watch The Notebook or Pay It Forward. I didn't cry though. If you want action...The Matrix or Die Hard If you want gangsta....Hoodlum, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, or Donnie Brasco. Harlem Nights is my all time classic gangsta movie. Who says Gangtas can't be funny?

Television:


www.commentbaby.comRight now, B. Wright is working with Sketch Killa, who created SKTV. SKTV is a Chicago based variety show. Look for big things from this team. Below are two sketches, B.Wright as Willie Puttedin in Lifestyles of The Broke N' Famous. This was B. Wright's writing and directorial debut. Also below, Sketch Killa as Chef Sizzle O' Dizzle.SKTV! LIFESTYLES OF THE BROKE 'N FAMOUS!!!
..SKTV! COOKIN IN DA HOOD WIT CHEF SIZZLE O'DIZZLE!
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Get a scroller sign at Myspace-Generators.comBonus Footage....B. Wright Kickin' It With The Nephews. Forget Good Times. Condoms....Ain't We Lucky We Got 'Em!!!!..

Books:

Favorite Fiction: The Outsider by Richard Wright, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, and To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper LeeFavorite Non-Fictions: The Autobiography of Malcolm X/Alex Haley, Nigger by Dick Gregory, and The Souls of Blackfolk by WEB Dubois

Heroes:

I can't say Richard Pryor is my hero. He never actually saved my life. But, he's damn close. When I'm on the verge of knocking a muthaf*cka out, I put on some Rich and I forget about whoever I wanted to knockout. Funny DUDE!richard pryor how kids lie
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bobby
Birthday: July 24th
Birthplace: A hospital
Current Location: In front of a computer
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: African
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bare foot
Your Weakness: Mexican Women
Your Fears: Karma and Roller Coaster Rides
Your Perfect Pizza: Jus' Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Underground Comedic DVD and SKTV DVD and A lotta Mexican Women (Weakness)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Be Cool.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Thank you God.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever I start dreaming.
Your Most Missed Memory: I live in the present.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton...."BRISK BABY"
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino (HEAD SON!)
Do you Smoke: Yeah.....unfortunately
Do you Swear: No. I do not use bullshit ass swear words. Fuck You!
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: I sing daily
Have you Been in Love: What the hell is "In" love.
Do you want to go to College: Been there....briefly. I'd love to go back.
Do you want to get Married: No.
Do you belive in yourself: Belive....don't know. But, I believe in myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: If she's too heavy.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Somewhat.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No.
Do you play an Instrument: When I masturbate.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: All 31 days.
In the past month have you Smoked: All 31 days.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, television.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately, yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I think. But, I think I dumped her.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the bathtub.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Oh yeah.
Ever been Drunk: Have you? Dumb question.
Ever been called a Tease: No. I don't have the patience to be a tease.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, by these dumb ass questions.
Ever Shoplifted: Yep. TODAY!
How do you want to Die: Without notification.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5 foot 6 inches
Weight: 150 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Classy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5th Amendment
Number of CDs I own: Who counts shit like this?
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None.
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My Blog

Check out this event: Thursday Knyte Comedy

Hosted By: B WrightWhen: Thursday Jun 05, 2008 at 8:30 PMWhere: Da MirageSauk Trail and Governors HwyRichton Park, IL 60471United StatesDescription:B Wright Click Here To View Event...
Posted by B. Wright on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:34:00 PST

Niggaz Aint Used To Money Yet?

Man o' Man...I took a trip around My Space.  I can't believe how many peoples' names have the word "money" in it.  I saw so many, I was about to change my name to "Money B or Negro Con ...
Posted by B. Wright on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:35:00 PST

Top Ten Things That Piss Me OFF!

..> ..> Top Ten Things That Piss Me OFF! IT PISSES ME OFF...10. when broke ass people give financial tips.09. when people say "that's whassup." as a rebuttal to everything.08. when people go on and...
Posted by B. Wright on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:15:00 PST

Why Follow When You Can Lead?

I know that we all went through school and learned how to listen to instructions, take tests, and do a bunch of other stuff to make us disciplined or civilized human beings.  But, was that learni...
Posted by B. Wright on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:16:00 PST