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About Me

Well my name's Grandpa Courtney. I was named this my whole life because I was old when I came out of my mother's womb. She was sicked by me, and put me, an old man!, up for adoption! :'( I adopted myself and now I live in a box with my handy laptop computer. I enjoy eating, applying makeup, and hairstyling.

My Interests

My interests as I said before is applying makeup, doing hair, eating, bull riding, and perfume testing.

I'd like to meet:

mary-kate olsen! i wish i was as pretty as her! oh and danielle bowen! -drools-

Music:

I'm deaf..

Movies:

adult movies. ;-) ;-)

Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:

DANIELLE BOWEN.. i wish i could do my hair like she does! oh how i wish!