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About Me

Now I've had the time of my life...No I never felt like this before...Yes I swear, it's the truth...and I OWE IT ALL TO YOU(unless the person reading this is that kid Michael that used to beat me up in Middle School. I don't owe you a damn thing. I'm keeping my lunch money!)...What can I say about myself and still sound modest? First, I have the body and voice of an angel(I've been told on less than one occasion)...Second, I strive to go through life doing as little as possible to better myself or those around me...My Motto is “Why run when you can walk? Why walk when you can stand? Why stand when you can sit? Why sit when you can lie down?” ... ...

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My Interests

I love Baseball, Ballet,Comedy, More Baseball, Women, More Baseball, More Comedy, More Women, Women who like Baseball, Asian Women, Yuengling Lager, Half-Asian Women, Braves Baseball, Canada...Just Kidding

I'd like to meet:

YOU...and your sister

Music:

Outkast; Jack Johnson; Bob Schneider; CCR; Godie Mob; Ray LaMontagne; Cee-Lo; Portishead: Tab Benoit; Stevie Ray Vaughan; Eric Clapton; 2pac (that's right, I'm Gansta); Bob Seger; The Allman Brothers; Eminem; Dave Matthews...

Movies:

Forrest Gump; The Warriors; The Dirty Dozen; Full Metal Jacket; Shawshank Redemption; Lord of the Rings; Dr Strangelove; Apocalypse Now...

Television:

Braves Baseball; ESPN; Everest:Beyond the Limit; Man Vs. Wild; CSI; Law and Order; Family Guy; Malcolm in the Middle; Arrested Development...

Books:

Anything by Kurt Vonnegut (Hocus Pocus and Mother Night)...Anything by Norman Mailer (The Executioner's Song)...Anything by David Sadaris (Naked)...Anything by Chuck Palahniuk (Survivor)...The Catcher In the Rye...Most things by Christopher Moore (Lamb)...Catch 22...

Heroes:

David G. Yuengling; Jim Gaffigan; Steve Bartman; Bobby Cox