People interst me. You can learn just about anything if you're willing to listen to everyone.
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who can train monkies. I have one that I taught to roll joints, but the little bastard saw "Belly" once and now he just sits in the back seat of my car & smokes them. I'm up front going, "Hey monkey, that's my damn cheeba, I paid for it and you, show a little respect." And he just laughs and flings poo. I need help!!
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Name: Larr-Bear
Birthday: I'm a Leo.....Mew
Birthplace: The good 'ol W-b in Pa
Current Location: The same
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: I'm a European mutt.....my ancestors were whores.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Birks...today & every day........comfort is key
Your Weakness: a pretty face with a sad story
Your Fears: what if's.....& spiders, those little bastards always freaked me out
Your Perfect Pizza: mmmm....Italian health food
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: world domination....I only set attainable goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol......honestly who is really laughing aloud while typing...it's absurd..j/k lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHY ME??????
Your Best Physical Feature: my peepers
Your Bedtime: sleep is for the weak & the dead......about 6pm
Your Most Missed Memory: all of them since the accident......I scrambeled my noodle
Pepsi or Coke: Red Bull 8-balls or Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: the BK Lounge...(Dane is the comedy shizzle)
Single or Group Dates: 1 on 1...one time I had a 1 on 2.....didn't work well afterwards..(miss u baby)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Give me the swirl......let's end the hate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: I caved to the camel
Do you Swear: Like a flargin' pirate
Do you Sing: in my beast on the drive to work
Do you Shower Daily: I'll skip one.....it depends where I wake up
Have you Been in Love: Yes.....would I do it again?....
Do you want to go to College: I was told to "clean up my act before I come back to PSU"...if that day ever comes, I'm there
Do you want to get Married: I thought I did....I think I do
Do you belive in yourself: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me"
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I try to play X-box while driving.....I'm an excelent driver, people always tell me I'm ..number..1
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm soo vane, I probably think this survey's about me
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak & my therapist doesn't think it's healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my mama, and my dad's a good friend
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they're very humbling....I think that's a word
Do you play an Instrument: My d'jembe..although not enough....it gets dusty since I stopped being a dirty hippie
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Was the Pope a natzi?.....(he was but not really....he kinda had to be)
In the past month have you Smoked: A few cancer sticks...I get weak when I drink
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I like the tweeds....in moderation....I still havn't got that down yet though
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah, the food was great the company was...ehh
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunetly.....quick question....when did pink & popped collars become "cool"?..I guess I'm gettin' old:(
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a big oreo fan, sorry nabisco
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I flippin' hate sushi....I really flippin' hate it, I do
In the past month have you been on Stage: "All the world's a stage".....I wonder how many lame ass peeps wrote that...like me, I'm lame ass
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, I run when things get "-iffy"
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I try to spend as much time naked as possible...it's liberating
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, the sign clearly said "need a penny....etc., that cop was just being an ass...and the cavity search was exilerating...I mean unnecessary...(call me)
Ever been Drunk: Twice today....I took a nap
Ever been called a Tease: Only by that cop...(call me)
Ever been Beaten up: Only on the inside..& by that cop..(call me)
Ever Shoplifted: Back in the day.....which is always a Wednesday..(Dane is a comedy god)
How do you want to Die: What the hell kind of question is that?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up....I'm a toys R' us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: I've been to Italy, France, & Jersey......I'd like to go back to 2 of the 3
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: no "boy do's" & no "80's ala aquanet"
Height: shorter
Weight: lighter
Best Clothing Style: I believe in the "book by a cover" thing...it doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: More than a few...less than all....never the really bad ones
Number of CDs I own: 200+.....not all of them I'm proud of but every once in a while you have to listen to crap like "don't worry, be happy" or "2 legit 2 quit"
Number of Piercings: none any more....it distracts from my beauty
Number of Tattoos: never had anything that timeless to ink....yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: some..but the past is the past so I don't really "regret"...I do get drunk & lament though
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Music:
Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, the Beatles, the Doors, Radiohead,
Bob Marley(Redemption song), Tribe Called Quest,
George Clinton(much love to the Funkadelic), Guster,
Grateful Dead, moe., String Cheese Incident, Cracker w/Leftover Salmon,
Keller Williams, Janes Addiction, Beck, George Wesley, Beastie Boys, anythying Les Claypool does, Rancid, Pietasters, Less than Jake, NoFx, mxpx, Common Ryder, N.W.A., Snoop, D-12, 2-Pac, the Gorrilaz, Weezer, the AssRobots (it was a hell of party everytime), Tenacious D, Sublime, (and the New Hope hope) WEEN.
Movies:
The Big Lebowski,Garden State, Empire Records, Pool Hall Junkies, Fargo, Any "Vacation" movie ...(I swear Chevy Chase was funny), Caddy Shack (again, what happened Chevy) ,Super Troopers, How High, Orange County, Dazed & Confused, Fight Club, License To Drive & the Lost Boys (the Corry's rocked), High Fidleity, Say Anything, One Crazy Summer, Better Off Dead(any Cusak movie), "The Kevin Smith Trilogy", An evening w/Kevin Smith(if you saw the movies you'll laugh your ass off, if you didn't you'll giggle, but your butt will stay firmly in place. Unless your butt wasn't firm in the first place, but that's neither here nor there), Sin City, Waking Life, the Wedding Crashers, Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Snatch,The Princess Bride, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, the Three Amigo's (I think this was the first time I saw Chevy sub-par), Tommy Boy, Tron (that's right I said Tron), the Lion King (ok, I'm a softy), Baseketball (Little Bitch), -----------I like movies, alot of movies, my media room looks like Blockbuster threw up.
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Television:
My name is Earl, is definatly my new favorite.
Scrubs, the Office, the "pimp my..." type of shows.
I love Adult Swim, esp.Aqua Teen Hunger Force & Harvey Birdman.
Old Scooby Doo cartooons w/ Don Knotts, Batman, or the Globetrotters.
I also get stuck watching the Discovery channel. I'm kind of scared though cuz it feels like learnig.
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Books:
Welcome to the Monkey House,
Slaughter House Five,
Brave New World,
Cash by Johnny Cash,
If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell,
Real Ultimate Power(a complete guide to ninjas),
Any newspaper I can get my hands on (I love doing crosswords... I know I'm a geek...I'm cool with it.)
and any "Catcher in the Rye", "....Wallflower", coming of age stories I come across.
Heroes:
Ferris Bueller will always be my hero.
