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Alex G.

Tell me, exactly how does one suck a fuck?

About Me

Who cares if you cant read this shit, what do you really need to know about me???? Absolutely fucking nothing, I dont even know anythingabout me. Your here for the pictures anyway. Theres a million other ways to gather usless information on the internet, you should step away from myspace and check it out..."The reason people buy into fear so easily is it’s easier to think that everyone’s trying to do everything bad to you, and all this shit on the cable news is really going to affect you, it’s easier to believe that than accept the reality that probably nothing of any circumstance or significance will ever happen to you in your entire life. You’ll never be held hostage, and you’re never going to hit the Mega-Bucks machine. Nothing’s going to happen. You’ll maybe fall in love, he’ll break your heart, you’ll settle for less and marry another guy because he’s stable, and then you’ll have a biopsy, you’ll get a clot in your leg, they’ll remove it just in time and you’ll milk that story for three decades, at every Thanksgiving: ‘I had my brush with death! You want to see the scar?’ That’s it!” -Stanhope
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My Interests

A perfect way to start your day.BUDLIGHT PRESENTS: REAL MEN OF GENIUS..."Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school, and people you've never met who live 3000 miles away just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 14393 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold BUD LIGHT, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party."

I'd like to meet:

One lazy summer at a festival In open air, not in a concerthall No way (no way) A spacy mushroom landed in your mouth You couldn't tell the north from the south No way (no way) A Hare Krishna member stole your car Right after you made love under a star A junkie robbed you with a silver spoon The golden sixties was a time of doom

Music:

"The morning after. We've all had them. Waking up bleary-eyed, wondering where you are, how you got there, and who the hell is sleeping next to you. The good news is that it's a new day -- you can get up, get out, and get on with your life." R.I.P.- 40BS
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar
genius, with equal passion for the most
degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the
beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
brought to you by Quizilla"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." -Cliff Clavin ------------------------------Deftones, TOOL, APC, Matisyahu, Drag the River, O.A.R, Rage, NIN, Social Slave, Zero Principal, Fufops, etc.....

Movies:

Im a Tarentino freak. Fear and loathing was the shit too. The Crow could quite possibly be one of my favorites. I also have a strange obbsesion with the Princess Diaries. (Does that make me gay?)...

Television:

Its evilSlow motion lighter

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Books:

Japanese Trained Goldfish

Add to My Profile | More VideosIf you ever get the chance to read the David Pelzer series. DO IT!

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Heroes:

Henry Rollins and this guy...

My Blog

Dear, Mr. President

Dear Mr. President,Come take a walk with meLet's pretend we're just two people and you're not better than meI'd like to ask you some questionsif we can speak honestlyWhat do you feel when you see all ...
Posted by Alex G. on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST