The Official Bellevegas

Viva Bellevegas! We are the home of: Stag Beer; two White Cottages; America's longest Main Street (fuck off, Swansea!); three state-of-the-art, dilapidated institutions of secondary education; that shithole Mexican place that used to be Kaffer's; the world-famous Hy-Ho; the Lincoln Theater (named after the old-people car); the girl from Family Matters who grew up to be a pornstar; 87 registered sex offenders; and of course, the Ninth Wonder of the World: our fountain! Bellevegas is number one for fun in the sun where dumb huns with cum on their gums run! A poem written by Bellevegas' number one fan: "You pledge allegiance to the fountain of Bellevegas, muthafucka, and to the village, in which bars stand, one city, under beer, indivisible, with liberty and debauchery, for all." div.layoutbutton a:hover{ background-image:url(http://img.freecodesource.com/myspace-l ayouts/images/layouts/1177453421-791-5.gif); width:100%; height:21px; color:rgb(3,55,112); line-height:19px; font:normal 11px arial,sans-serif; text-decoration:underline; line-height:19px;