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Timmy AKA Chuck Norris

Timmy Sez Irish Eyes Are Smiling, Out on a special government assingment for this Summer

About Me

Strategist, Naturalist, Botanist, French and Indian War Actor, Prankster, Conservationist. You may be quick to judge people, but I simply don't care what anybody thinks about me. I am greatest story teller in the west. I am either mellow or energetic. I don't have a problem with getting muddy while playing in the woods. I am good citizen and will help out strangers in need. I have been recycling for most of my life, and I even recycle litter that I find. Everyday I like too do a good deed.I want to eventually become a USDA Forest Ranger. Someday I'll own my own fishing boat, fish where I want, live on my boat with a bunch of guns. I want to retire as a wealthy mountain man with a wife, while spending weeks at a time sailing the high seas on a ocean going yacht, stopping at islands to rub my toes in the sand.Myspace Backgrounds
AC/DC - Hail Caesar
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Add to My Profile | More VideosFrench and Indian War Musket Shooting, I am seen for a brief moment drinking out of a flask:Holy Family Militia
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My Interests

www.fortdechartresmarines.org Science, History, Grocery, Hiking, Skiffs, Jogging, Writing, Pumping Iron, Exploring Wilderness Trails, Mountain Biking, Pin Up Models, Burlesque Dancers, Luis Royo Art, Pin Up Artists, Frisbee Golf, Bowling, Commercial Fishing, Gardening, being lazy and sleeping as much as possible, Being humorous and laughing duh! Old Maps, Antiques, Cooking, I collect: baseball cards, classic rock vinyl records, coins, old classic books, and weapons. I enjoy Duck Hunting, Boxing, Golfing, Swimming, Playing Pool, Playing Roulette, Investing in the stock market and real gold prospecting, and shooting firearms. www.humanhealthandperformancelabs.comwww.houseofcards.org www.pwsac.com www.urbandictionary.com www.snopes.com www.drudgereport.com "Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels." President Eisenhower

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet all products that are Made In The USA. A weed is a flower in disguise! I would like to meet people who grow thick English gardens. Last but not least a friendly mermaid:

Music:

AC/DC, Air, Alice In Chains, Astral Projection, Bad Company, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bjork, Brian Transeau, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Bobby Darin, Boston, Bush, Charlie Daniels Band, CCR, Chevelle, Chicane, Clutch, Coal Chamber, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, Danzig, David Allan Coe, Dean Martin, Deep Purple, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Dimitri From Paris, DJ Sasha, Duran Duran, Elvis Presley, Escape, Fatboy Slim, Fear Factory, Feist, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Future Sound Of London, Golden Earring, Gravity Kills, Grateful Dead, Harry Connick Jr, Henry Rollins, Iron Butterfly, Jefferson Airplane, Jethro Tull, Jim Croce, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Walsh and The James Gang, Johnny Cash, John Digweed, Journey, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Kid Rock, Korn, Kraftwerk, Led Zepplin, Live, Lynyrd Skynrd, Marshall Tucker Band, Minor Threat, Misfits, Moody Blues, Natalie Merchant, Neil Young with Crazyhorse, Nirvana, NIN, OAR, Oasis, Orbital, Ozark Mountain Daredevils, Pantera, Paul Van Dyke, Paul Oakenfold, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Powerman 5000, Primus, Prodigy, Prong, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, REO Speedwagon, Sarah Mclachlan, Sammy Hagar, Sandra Collins, Sigur Ros, Sister Machine Gun, Skrewdriver, Smashing Pumpkins, Soulfly, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Sublime, System Of A Down, Ted Nugent, The Crystal Method, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Tool, Tom Petty, Tori Amos, Van Halen, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Wilco, Willie Nelson, White Zombie, ZZ Top

Movies:

Ferris Buellers Day Off, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Godfather, Braveheart, The Last Of The Mohicans, Legends Of The Fall, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Dances With Wolves, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Catch me if you can, Fight Club, Smokey And The Bandit, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Tommy Boy, Tombstone, Easy Rider, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, Ghost Ship, Teen Wolf, Dazed And Confused, Up In Smoke, The Doors, Animal House, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Spies Like Us, All James Bond, The Matrix, The Fifth Element, Mission Impossible, Total Recall, The Goonies, and assorted science fiction space movies like Star Wars, 2001 space odyssey, and Star Trek.

Television:

I am still using nice television set rabbit ears, and patiently waiting for the television air wave broadcasting revitalization. With free antenna television and wifi internet, you can't go wrong. Forget all the cable and satellite bills, your being hog washed! Falling asleep to Spanish channels is something worth trying. When I was a child, I watched shows like the Dukes of Hazzard and The A Team. Science shows like Nova are OK. I still watch jeopardy and the price is right. There used to be a commercial on television in Saint Louis area broad casted over the air in the 1980's, and it was a couple kids gazing into the tv. Then the trash man walks in and opens the top of the television set and dumps in trash. Then tells the mom the tv set is good for another week.

Books:

House to House, To Light A Distant Fire, The Sun Also Rises, The Rum Diary, 1491 New Revelations Of The Americas Before Columbus, State Of Emergency, Day Of Reckoning,How To Talk To A Liberal, Robinson Crusoe, Over The Edge Of The World Magellan's Terrifying Circumnavigation of the Globe, The Godfather, The Unquiet Mind, Touched With Fire, Lust For Life, The Jungle, Encyclopedia of Western Gunfighters, The International Encyclopedia Of Secret Societies & Fraternal Orders, Webster Unabridged Dictionary, The Devil In The White City, Earthway, Indian Herbalogy of North America, Alaska's Wolf Man, Alaska's Hero's, The Original Alaska Bear Tales, The Right Stuff, Jacques Pepin Celebrates, Rao's Cookbook

Heroes:

George Washington, Patrick J. Buchanan, Chris Farley, Bill O'Reilly, Jesse James, Machine Gun Kelly, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Ned Christie, Ann Coulter. "The soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war." General George Patton.Don't Fuck With Americans.

My Blog

Casino Queen Could Be A Big Flop

I stopped in the new land based Casino Queen in East Saint Louis. Compared to the new Lumeire Casino, the new Casino Queen place was like an expanded trailer. What were the thinking getting rid of the...
Posted by Timmy AKA Chuck Norris on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:07:00 PST

Saint Louis Homes First Priority

I heard on the morning news that the Saint Louis Missouri Mayor Francis Slay, was giving a speech about the state of the city. His big issue was the ballpark village. During the news I also heard some...
Posted by Timmy AKA Chuck Norris on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:45:00 PST

Political Propaganda Outside The Box

I have made financial contributions to the Republican National Committee and Senator John McCain. I already voted for McCain prior to the Illinois Primary Election. The day that I voted for McCain, is...
Posted by Timmy AKA Chuck Norris on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:25:00 PST

Cut that bark off Obama

In December I posted a bulletin and it was something I found on the internet about Barack Obama's middle name being Hussein. Well that article I found had a bunch of hateful rhetoric with it too. Oh y...
Posted by Timmy AKA Chuck Norris on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:10:00 PST

Untamed Beauty and Gardens

Have you ever head a squirrel once could travel from tree to tree from the Mississippi River to East Coast? America is in dire need of a victory garden revival.So winter is going to end soon, and I kn...
Posted by Timmy AKA Chuck Norris on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:05:00 PST

Perspective of Islam.

I found this on the internet.  I did not write any of this. --Tim ;) Most Americans are naive about Islam. There is a dire need for Americans to educate themselves in regard to Islam. Since i...
Posted by Timmy AKA Chuck Norris on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:33:00 PST

The Exxon Oil Scar Remains

The Exxon Oil spill occurred in Alaska in 1989, the Prince William Sound coasts and animals was still mostly a virgin pristine wilderness. When that oil hit, it coated the bottom surface of Prince Wil...
Posted by Timmy AKA Chuck Norris on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:40:00 PST

Asshole News Democrat Reporter

First off, I should not have ever went to the News Democrat to offer them some insider information on the oil spill. The man George Pavolaski(however the polak's name is spelled). He did'nt give a dam...
Posted by Timmy AKA Chuck Norris on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:32:00 PST

Employers Expections To High

It's amazing how many employers post what they are looking for people to have all these specialized experience. Who are they looking for old people? They advertise for jobs, but have all the compiled ...
Posted by Timmy AKA Chuck Norris on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:51:00 PST

I dont support Kosovos Independence

I think Serbia should keep Kosovo. Serbia is having the same problems the U.S. is having with illegal immigration. Serbians should reach into Kosovo and build a giant wall with the border of Albania, ...
Posted by Timmy AKA Chuck Norris on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:30:00 PST