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Mary Explosion!

*the cutest little grave digger you'll ever see*

About Me

..New and Underwhelming!I have exactly 3 things that are necessary knowledge for anyone who wants to be around me in any capacity: I am not the most tolerant of stupidity...Sorry Idiots. I may shift from completely caring what you think to completely disregarding any wishes/emotions you may have- like, every 5 minutes. Sorry Sissies. I tend to do whatever I feel like at any given moment..this can be fun, and a bit terrifying :D..Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- Get Your Own
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My Interests

Books Movies Anime Music Cigarettes General Fuckery

I'd like to meet:

You, you sexy bitch...but I'll only break your tiny heart...WITH MY FIST!
- Get Your Own

Music:


Industrial, Dark Metal (whatever that is anymore); Everything and anything, depending on my moods.

Movies:

*Whatever, just pretend I went thru and listed all of them*

Television:

..METALOCALYPSE!!! Lucy DOTD; Squidbillies; Torchwood; Bleach; DeathNote; Blood +; Trinity Blood; DIRTY JOBS; fucking LOVE Project Runway (wish I knew why)My Name is Earl; Naruto; InuYasha; Mission Hill; Saul of the Mole Men; CSI; Futurama; Moral Orel; FullMetal Alchemist; Star Trek: TNG; Boston Legal; Daily Show; Colbert Report; The Critic; Dead Like Me; **The Venture Bros.;** The Office (either version). Funniest Kids in the Hall EVER!!!
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Books:

Anything Stephen King; Dean Koontz; Ann Rice; J.K. Rowling (yeh, I'm a dork) George R. R. Martin.

Heroes:

My dad; And my friend Kitty.

My Blog

Trudging into the 1990’s

alright, so I finally broke down and got an AIM name.scandalamity81if I don't answer...I guess....wait?
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:31:00 PST

Okay, an actual entry now

Now that I've gotten my fiercely anti-hippie message out there for one and all, now an actual factual musings type dealy. That made sense to me....oh well.Right. So, there's this person I don't partic...
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:58:00 PST

Earth Day

Honestly, who gives a fuck?I do my best not to OVER litter....I don't walk around spraying Raid or Aqua Net to the heavens...I've never (personally) killed any endangered species.Fucking get a JOB, hi...
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:40:00 PST

Twas Tagged. Deal.

Here are the rules:1. Write your own six word memoir2. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you'd like3. Link to the person that tagged you in your post4. Tag five more blogs with...
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:12:00 PST

April 25 Mah Bitches

SoExotica Ball @ City Club April 25th Admission $10 This is where I'LL be.....spend $10 bucks and bask in my presence lolPre-Party in my shitty car parked on the Shitty streetBYOB Bastards!!!...
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST

What the Hell?

What is the issue with you men lately?Everybody on their monthlies?Jebus. You're all a bunch of  disrespectful cunts. YES I USED TH C-WORD.Have some brains, Y chromosomes.(edit: except you david....
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:59:00 PST

Again, with the banality.

No, I did not say Anality. Pervs.Alright. So, today, got fucked by work. They changed the schedule since the last day I worked, switching me from a 1-9 shift today to the 5 a.m to 1 p.m shift. Obvious...
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

Legal and Such

Yeh, finally filed my taxes. Only have to pay $417 to federal (don't even ask about the finagling involved there, mah friends) and am actually receiving $147 back from State. Yay? Well, much better th...
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:41:00 PST

A Good Word

Somebody, for the love of anything fluffy and good, tell me something good that has happened lately. All I’ve been hearing is horror stories the past like 5 days...starting to take a toll on me....
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:15:00 PST

This is my favorite evolutionary mistake :)

What in the World is a Pangolin? .....
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:53:00 PST