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Ben

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About Me

Anyone bothering to read any of this will already undoubtedly know of who I am. Oh well, here goes. My name is Ben Stoddard, and I was originally born in Orange County, California. Through the usual set of circumstances, I now live in central Alabama, in the town of Montevallo...which is cool because I am in college majoring in English. I am semi-thin, pale, and have green eyes. I have long hair as well. I am 22 years old. Plus I am a proud capitalist, so sorry to all you lovely marxists out there but I hope to one day become a capitalist oppressor. It's just in my blood I guess.I like watching movies a whole lot, plus I enjoy listening to a lot of different music. My favorite band is The Doors, and most of the music I prefer comes from the era of the 60's and 70's. Music today is just souless noise, and cluck anyone who doesn't agree. (Certain little 15 year old girls out there, you know who I'm talking too.)I enjoy writing as my main hobby, when I'm not online that is. I have written many pages of poetry, some bad, but some good in my opinion. I've also written several short stories, one which actually won an award.O yeah, I like to drink a lot too. Not as much as I use too, mind you. Just enough to get through the day.I am also a true patriot of the USA.Oh well, that's enough about me. I'm sure that the diary-like entries will be more self explanatory as to the qualities of my character.Enjoy- I know I will.

My Interests

Classical rock, classical music, liqour, poetry, writing, literature, the internet, liqour, happiness, T.V. and films, and considerably more liqour. Update: School, beer,the Rush Limbaugh radio program, Texas, Germany, war films, the Republican Party, history, and the USA.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison (Death is no object to overcome), Syd Barret (Better Homes and Garden), Christopher Walken, Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, Robert E. Lee, and God. Not neccessarily in that order, though.Update:Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Clarence Thomas, Rush Limbaugh, and George Patton.Damn, I am one right wing whacko, am I not?

Music:

The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Nick Cave, Steppenwolf, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Pink Floyd, Bo Diddley, Rush, Iron Maiden, Beethoven, J.S. Bach, Mozart, and Cam Baker and the Serial Killers...the best ever.

Movies:

Way too many to name. I suppose my favorites are Fight Club, The Shining, Easy Rider, and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Wow, three out of four of those films have Jack Nicholson in them. Enough said.
Update: In the Mouth of Madness.Update: Dumb and Dumber (don't know why that one wasn't on there already), In the Mouth of Madness, Bordello of Blood, and Death Proof.

Television:

Ummmm I like to watch The O'Rielly Factor, Hannity and Colmes (especally the Colmes-meister), Glenn Beck,South Park, and basket ball games on ESPN Classic.

Books:

Anything by Stephen King....The complete works of Edgar Allan Poe...The Prey series by John Sandford...187th Precint novels by Ed McBain....H.P.Lovecraft...The Shaara novels...The Southern Victory series by Harry Turtledove.

Heroes:

My heroes are people who had a voice and spoke the words that needed to be said. They are Jim Morrison, Stephen King, and Edward R. Murrow. (A poet and singer, A poet and author, and a journalist)- Also Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, Robert E. Lee, Jesus Christ, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, George Washington, Ronald Reagan, Clarence Thomas, Rush Limbaugh, George Patton, Ronald Reagan, and Andy Kaufman for all different reasons.Update: Sam Houston, David Crockett, and the entire state of Texas. USA!

My Blog

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Posted by Ben on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:05:00 PST

wow

wow, Jimmy Carter was such a failure as president. He should have kept his cracker ass in GOWJA!    
Posted by Ben on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:25:00 PST

Politics

I bet Stephen Posey still reads my blogs.
Posted by Ben on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:12:00 PST

Gov

Socialism did not build this country. Capitalism did. Anyone got a problem with that? Move out loser. Or get a job.
Posted by Ben on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:26:00 PST

Prez

Jimmy Carter is not fit to lick the boots of Ronald Reagan.   Sorry lefty loonies. There is a reason why the 80's were a great economic time for America.
Posted by Ben on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:14:00 PST

ZZ Top

Now, I love ZZ Top. They are the best thing to come from Texas since&well, everything from Texas rules anyway. Now, I like a lot of different artists that could be grouped into the category known as ...
Posted by Ben on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:14:00 PST

atheist

I don't believe in God because ma-ma and da-da made me go to churchy church 2 much when I was a ba-ba.   Now I believe in scinertists to make things betta for me-me. I gots no friends becuz I am...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:29:00 PST

me in twouble

LOL, silly times. Now, I don't know if the rest of you good folks know this or not, but my creative spirit has been squandered by censorship. Okay, maybe not creativity because I didn't actually creat...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:50:00 PST

Golf Test

Today I had a test in my golf class. Now, upon first learning that there was to be a golf test, I was sure that I would have to execute the best possible swing that I could. The test itself was on the...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:53:00 PST

Republican

You know, I've noticed some things about some liberals and democrats.     Some of them act strangely around me. Mostly, they have a tendency to bring up the fact that I am a Republican whil...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:05:00 PST