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Aimee

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

A watcher. A doer. A don't-er. A documenter. A compulsive scheduler. A compulsive every-thinger. An appreciator. A mover and a shaker. A candle stick maker. A person that has an affinity for anything that wastes time. A complainer of those that waste my time. I can waste it, you can't God damn it. A scholar. A judger (it's for your own good). A listener. A footnote. A person that enjoys people dressed as animals, specifically cows, chickens, most farm animals really. A person who enjoys even more when people dressed as animals fall and/ or trip. It's really the little things folks. A person who enjoys fluffy items such as this...


I like muzak.


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My Interests

Anything X-TREME! Like being married. Bob. My lady friends. Dancing with Goth Michael at I-bar. My job as a data analyst (the laughs never end I tell you). Finishing graduate school. Workin' on my delts. http://www.officetally.com/the-office-safety-training. "Your Mom" jokes. "Your face" jokes. Going to shows. Finding people to go to shows with me. Taking pictures. Accidentally taking unflattering pictures of people. Putting those pictures on my photobucket. Speed reading. Procrastinating. SEED Magazine. Bar-B-Q Bar. String theory. 7-11 Sandwiches. Newsweek. www.villagevoice.com. Speed DVRing. Finding ways to drive as little as possible (not because of the environment because I fucking hate driving). www.stuffonmycat.com. Sleeping. Bitching. Drinking. Bitching while drinking. Trying to quit drinking. Coffee. Trying to quit coffee. Cigarettes. Trying to quit cigarettes. Writing letters to corporations that piss me off. Hating Fox News. Myspace. Trying to quit myspace.

I'd like to meet:


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Seth McFarland. Isaac Asimov. Jon Stewart. Amy Poehler. Everyone that was involved with The State. Maybe you... maybe not.

Music:


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Fujiya & Miyagi. Superdrag. Feist. 1990s. Architecture In Helsinki. David Bazan. The Books. Justin Timberlake. Jose Gonzalez. Wilco. Earlimart. Wolf Parade. Jens Lekmen. Mice Parade. The Smiths. TV on the Radio. Casiotone for the Painfully Alone. Pinback. Karate. Bob on Blonde. Beyonce. Le Tigre. Dead Prez. Built to Spill. The Pixies. Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins. Xiu Xiu. Patrick Wolf. Peter Bjorn and John. Did I mention Superdrag? Radiohead, and a bunch of others; just ask and we shall discuss.

Movies:


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Tommy Boy. The Departed. The Science of Sleep. Sicko. Zoolander. Stranger than Fiction. The Motorcycle Diaries. Brain Candy. If it's about sex, drugs, violence, and/or anti-society documentaries, and/or stupid boy comedy... I likes em'.

Television:


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Clark and Michael. Planet Earth. Heavy: The Story of Metal (VH1 Rock Docs). Family Guy. The Office. Six Feet Under. The State. 30 Rock. Ace of Cakes. The Chappelle Show. Arrested Development. SNL. Space Ghost. Quantum Leap. Kids in The Hall. This Week. The Boondocks. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Bad reality television that shall remain nameless. Shows that teach me how to survive with a knife and some leaves. Will and Grace

Books:


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David Sedaris. Mark Spitz. Anything about stupid pop culture, my psych text books, philosophy stuff. Judy Blume. Whatever my Amazon account tells me to read. Lately I have been reading memoirs of snotty, rich, Jewish, ivy league a-holes that bitch about how tough their lives were being different in an upper-middle-class society and how much it sucked not being understood, yet they have a freaking best selling book and still look all emo and shit on their book sleeve. Whatever.

Heroes:


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My Blog

Complaint to Taco Bell.

So, the Red Sox won the World Series. And that's a semi-big deal because my dad's side of the family is from Boston and all Bostonians are very loyal to the Sox. However the even bigger deal is that d...
Posted by Aimee on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:52:00 PST

If I was having a Halloween party...

I would play these songs. I wish I was having a stupid Halloween party :( (Many of these from www.woxy.com) A Place To Bury Strangers- I Know I'll See YouB-52s- The Devil's in My CarBand of Horses- Is...
Posted by Aimee on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:31:00 PST

Lifes Trashy Decisions

So, I have been counting calories. I have a little log that I write down what I put in my face and when I move my ass. And today I had a little Healthy's Choice Meal (is Healthy a person, or am I...
Posted by Aimee on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:34:00 PST

Lowerback Tatoo Remover.

I almost got one during my high school senior year spring break in Panama City, Florida. Spring Break 2000, woo hoo! It was going to be of a Chinese symbol that said strength (which is very...
Posted by Aimee on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST

Very sweet...

in a gay price is right way. ...
Posted by Aimee on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST

Discovery.

Bob and I made a discovery last night. There are some things in life that you just can't do while you're angry. See below. Bob waiting for his ice cream cone being not-so-happy. Bob after his ice cr...
Posted by Aimee on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:54:00 PST

I've Been Watching Youtube all Night.

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros Bowie If you're into it. Most beautiful girl in the room. ...
Posted by Aimee on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:56:00 PST

What We Learned Last Night.

1. Room 3 Nine is not club 232. Do not talk to scary guys at I-Bar3. Erika is a scary guy magnet4. Emu is the "new" term5. Stella is a derogatory term (Ally)6. If you say "wheelchair," one will magica...
Posted by Aimee on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:13:00 PST

What does this say about me?

At work, I have to have all of my beverages on coasters, lined up by height, facing the correct direction, or I can't work... do you think I should get help?  ...
Posted by Aimee on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:27:00 PST

Ally’s Surprise 26th!

Ally's Suprise 26th!
Posted by Aimee on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:50:00 PST