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Michael

I don't know who put a nickel in you, but it's time to make change.

About Me

I've got a bitchin' Wonder Woman belt buckle that I will rock with any outfit, formal or not. I read way too many comics. I own my dork status. I work a lot. I've got a brand new place. I'm a new person, or, ya know, slightly altered for the better. I wear a pair of old converse everyday. I dream of one day being a writer but I also dream of one day being able to read minds, so, ya know, dreams don't always come true.

My Interests

I'm interested in owning a Chinese Crested.I'm interested in sleeping well at night.I'm interested in mindless trivia. I've become obsessed with things like what bathrooms in the dark ages were like, what sort of foods McDonald's has in other countries, and what other kinds of pencils there are. I like board games. If you ever wanna play Clue: Master Detective, look me up cuz that game is BITCHIN!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet...ummm...I don't know. You? Maybe. I don't know. Who meets people from MySpace? That seems dangerous to me. Who knows though. Sure, I'd like to meet you! Hmmm...no...maybe not. As far as people I'll never actually meet, Ummm...I'd like to meet Morrissey. I'd like to meet Amy Sedaris. I'd like to meet Sufjan Stevens.

Music:

So I've decided that instead of just listing all of my musical favorites I would just post a playlist, so here's a collection of songs I actually have on my Ipod...Now you're all in my head!! Spoooooky.

Movies:

Ummm...I dunno. I'm not a film guy. I do like some movies...but generally i don't have the attention span for it.

Television:

Watch Torchwood on BBC America, or just be like me and Pirate the complete first season from Demonoid. My nerdiness is bleeding over into my TV viewing as I've started watching and enjoying Doctor Who...it's all over but the crying. Oh, I also love these boys...

Books:

I could lie to you and say that, as an english major, I read a lot of books. I could lie to you but that's not what the internet is about. It's about truth. So here it is. I read comics. A lot. All the time. Comics.If I'm reading non-comics related stuff, I tend to gravitate more towards creative non-fiction: David Sedaris, Augustin Burroughs, any memoir or short story collection. Oooo...I also love big glossy coffee table books with lots of pictures. Clearly, I'm a huge intellectual. Or not.

Heroes:

Do I have heroes? I don't know. Sure. There are a lot of people out there worth looking up to. I'm sure if I met them I would think, "Wow, that person is sure a hero." I can't think of any right now but I'm sure there are. Oh wait...I thought of one.It's okay that Zatanna is a fictional character, right? I mean, there aren't rules to MySpace, right? Whatever.

My Blog

Vanity Fairy?

Recently, I was lazing about online when I chanced upon an upcoming article in this month’s Vanity Fair.  The article was about funny women in comedy and featured Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman,...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:00:00 PST

oh BTW...he never called..hahaha

Retail sucks, did you know that?  If you don't work retail, you don't know that and if you do, you're totally shaking your head in agreement.  Right now it's 12:30 in the A.M., right?  ...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:41:00 PST

Drunk Boys, Sixth Grade Mentality, and a willing Girl

Wow....okay...so tonight me and Julie went to IBar, right?  It's 80s night and for a good portion of the night, we were the youngest people there.  We're dancing, drinking, rockin' and rolli...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:42:00 PST

Three Little bits of nothing for you.

I finished unpacking. Is that how I know that I'm finally over it?  I've been living among boxes that I refused to clear out for months now, why today did I decide that it was over?  There w...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:03:00 PST

Meh...

Today I bought a copy of Wizard Magazine.  I just want whoever is reading this to know that I'm fully aware of what this means about me.  Here's a secret though, it's not the first time it's...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

Why i'm miserable, currently.

So i had my wisdom teeth out on monday, yeah?  i followed all the directions...all of them.  i didn't smoke for 72 hours, no drinking through straws, no spitting, no rough tooth brushing, no...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:21:00 PST

An Open Letter to the person who stole my iPod.

Fuck you.  sincerely, Michael
Posted by Michael on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST

I have crossed a line...

So I just got back from the new X-men movie and i was bitching to chris about the way that all of the characters have been completely character assassinated.  I was just going on and on about all...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:03:00 PST

Moustache Rides, 5 Cents.

So yeah.  My friend Jason is leaving Orlando for awhile and he was going out with his roommate to Pulse, a gay club here in Orlando that I've written about before.  Since it was probably the...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:25:00 PST

So...I took one of those online quizzes.

Modern, Cool Nerd60 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 34% Dork For The Record:A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:34:00 PST