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rubber bandjo

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About Me

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismographid rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph

My Interests

romanticizing.emergency kisses. rainbows. unicorns. n shit

I'd like to meet:

a typewriter.... gabriela othon, every day. ryan mcguinness. david berman.

Music:

"stone temple pilots, they're elegant bachelors. they're foxy to me are they foxy to you?"

Movies:

i heart huckabees. roman holiday. willy wonka and the chocolate factory. the royal tenenbaums. funny face. . marie antoinette. eternal sunshine. the science of sleep. elizabethtown. all the sappy chicky flicks. so what? french new wave, film noir. une femme est une femme. contempt.

Television:

quantum leap, adult swim, the office, flight of the conchords, arrested development,A mighty boosh

Books:

the elegant universe. henry miller. anais nin. david sedaris. douglas coupland. kerouac. tom robbins. melissa banks. david berman. klosterman.

Heroes:

david berman.

My Blog

BIRTHDAY/WEEK/MONTH

oh shit....
Posted by rubber bandjo on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST

"we havent located us yet"

fantastical!...
Posted by rubber bandjo on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:12:00 PST

7 year itch.

copulating the memory you can play with innocence. ill take the blame for this one again. but your dishonesty  and her ignorance wont save you. i notice its alot easier to sustai...
Posted by rubber bandjo on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:45:00 PST

sun lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

incredible.and funny cuz i had this weird dream about a raccoon biting my butt really hard. i woke up the next day thinking..."that raccoon bit my butt really hard!"...
Posted by rubber bandjo on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:19:00 PST

bitches aint shit.

the talking heads are fucking amazing.shit.happy halloween! this is going to be my costume!!!but my own version ofcourse. i bought some fake blood and skin so i can fake a pecked out eyeball. i hope i...
Posted by rubber bandjo on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:24:00 PST

last night.

michael showalter and i hugged it out.hes got a sexy hug!
Posted by rubber bandjo on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:14:00 PST

ten times the size of jupiter

could someone please find me a swing of some sort that if you jump off of it you will land in a pretty lake, one that has ducks. baby ones. and they will quack and splash and flutter around making tin...
Posted by rubber bandjo on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:10:00 PST

do you party?

...nigga plz.
Posted by rubber bandjo on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:41:00 PST

joe satriani rhymes with ADD. no?

leave me alone about ADD.also, if you miss-type, you can spell "bi" instead of "no."i just did that by accident in the subject line... but then i whited it out, and typed over it on this here blog.the...
Posted by rubber bandjo on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:24:00 PST

joe satriani rhymes with ADD. no?

leave me alone about ADD.and hyperactivity, while your at it.also, if you miss-type, you can spell "bi" instead of "no."i just did that by accident in the subject line... but then i whited it out, and...
Posted by rubber bandjo on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:24:00 PST