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I am here for Friends

About Me

I have large claws and teeth and I use them as often as I possibly can. I love to make people bleed and scream and run away...and then I chase them. I kinda smell bad but I don't mind. I love to scratch at mirrors, people, bathroom doors, and drink your water.

My Interests

I like to drink out of other peoples glasses and the toilet. I also like to eat your food...if I want it. I grab things and try to take them all the time. I hurt people without a care and if you take away my fun i will pout. I like to climb things...like your pants. I play fetch but I will only bring the ball close enough that you have to get up to throw it for me again. Sleeping is good. Did I mention I like to hurt people? I like to pretend that i am cute and then, BAM, hurts you for reals.

I'd like to meet:

the voices in my head...cause then i could get them for real

Music:

classical and pirate music

Television:

i am not supposed to watch TV but i do sometimes...or I try to sit in front of it to annoy others

Books:

I like to sit on them...or eat them...or bat at them with my huge paws, yeah

Heroes:

I hate everyone