I like to drink out of other peoples glasses and the toilet. I also like to eat your food...if I want it. I grab things and try to take them all the time. I hurt people without a care and if you take away my fun i will pout. I like to climb things...like your pants. I play fetch but I will only bring the ball close enough that you have to get up to throw it for me again. Sleeping is good. Did I mention I like to hurt people? I like to pretend that i am cute and then, BAM, hurts you for reals.
the voices in my head...cause then i could get them for real
classical and pirate music
i am not supposed to watch TV but i do sometimes...or I try to sit in front of it to annoy others
I like to sit on them...or eat them...or bat at them with my huge paws, yeah
I hate everyone