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Randee

just remeber...its not ok to play Pirate

About Me

What is there to say? A novel most certainly, I am not nearly cool enough to write it myself yet. "Too much is better than not enough": So Bob says. If I had a religion it would be Star Wars....I like to smith iron and don't like to work too much especially when it interferes with the things I like to do when I am not a work. I love my dogs, I love my friends most of the time, I like a lot of things I haven't found time to do much of like road trips, meditating, good shows at small clubs...Adnauseam
Candy Cigarettes
You're a total badass, but you don't taste very good. What Kind of Candy Are You?

My Interests

Blacksmithing Iron of all kinds. Watching stuff explode. Shark Attacks. Horror Films.

I'd like to meet:

Karrie Fischer, Bruce Cambell, Elvis, The Thought Control Police, Akira Kurasawa, The Dalhi Lama, Richard Feynman, Bjork, Catherine Depardoue, Clint Eastwood, Sam Raimie, Godzilla, Gamera

Music:

Music is good! Country is not music except Johnny Cash. I will listen to anything once...If it sucks you can't be my friend.

Movies:

Re make of Dawn of the Dead, Any movie with a lot of explosions or fire or earthquakes or tornados tsunamis hurricanes. Movies that have a lot of unguided wrath of the creator sorta vibe like Volcano or Armagedon, Godzilla, Return of the Living Dead stuff Yeah and people being cut into itty bitty pieces ala the Cube and Resident Evil, new favorites 300 and Sin City and Robert Rodriguez's half of Grind House

Television:

Curse DVR and Vista...I watch all kinds of crap on TV these days...though not sure you can call it watching when its on for background noise.

Books:

I read a lot of trash sci-fi. Specifically I read a lot of 40k novells cuz I am not geeky enough to play it, and other trash like Anita Blake Vampire Hunter....No deep intellectualism here. I have friends for that.

Heroes:

Mr. Spock, Lydia Lunch, Oscar the Grouch, Bert and Ernie, Albert Einstien and Oppenhiemer. Richard Feynman, Judge Wapner

My Blog

off to hicksville....for a good cause

I am hella excited. I am going to go see Bjork! Now that the good news is broken heres the rest....Its at the Gorge in George or also know as the greatest sounding dustiest little place in all of ...
Posted by Randee on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

insert witty comments here

So I thought I had something to say...no really like it was all smart and witty and people would fawn all over me because it was so cool and smart. I don't however have anything of the sort at all to ...
Posted by Randee on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:17:00 PST

God damn rampant consumer driven culture

I have become sheep and slave to the music. I have broken down and been suckered by mass marketing. I am now one of many jacked in and tuned on to Ipods. At least mine is black and tiny but it holds e...
Posted by Randee on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:15:00 PST

YARRR...there be Pirates

So the new cabin boy asks the Captain how he got so banged up. The Captain saya Arrr Matey when I was just a wee Lad I dropped a cannon ball on me foot and crushed it flat. I got this here wood peg t...
Posted by Randee on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:24:00 PST

Call me Darth BoBo...

I love Evil Clowns. I hate regular Clowns...they give me the creeps. I laughed out loud at all the right places in Stephan Kings IT...ie the parts that were funny to me like the blood in the bathroom ...
Posted by Randee on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:51:00 PST

It hurts...It hurts

I can not breathe. My chest is clenched like a vice. I can feel my heart struggle to beat. My heart is pounding my ribcage to pieces. I can not breathe.
Posted by Randee on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 03:20:00 PST

What do you get for Christmas...Bitching

So its Christmas again.....Another year washed down the life toilet. Another year feeling like a black sheep and being kept on the outside of my normal family. They do not understand me...I make no e...
Posted by Randee on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:59:00 PST

Of woots and hollars....cries and moans

Moan and bitch about the bad, and its alleged injustice. Cry about the shit you can't fix, hold a funeral and move on. Woots for the awesome shit, and getting laid. Hollas for all the great things tha...
Posted by Randee on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:30:00 PST

Big exciting scary and sad....

I am moving soon to a new place. I am excited and freaked out and all the usually things that come with wanting to start in a new home. Change is exciting change is a pain in the ass. So while I am lo...
Posted by Randee on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:47:00 PST

Hmmm&what else can happen?

The core of the earth could stop spinning. Mount Rainier could explode. A comet could impact the ocean. A Tsunami could take out the pacific coastline. An earthquake could topple the Space Needle. Th...
Posted by Randee on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 11:15:00 PST