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Kyle Kyle Crocodile

EAT MY FUCK.

About Me

"Look here, heart disease is about as real as global warming and the Easter bunny. The U.S. needs to start thinking economenically, rather than wasting billions chasing rabbits down fox holes. It's high tide we instead put our eggs where our chickens are hatching. You see, I talk to dead soldiers everyday, or sometimes just watch them on The Google, and they make me realize that we need to stay the course instead of just spending money on ridiculous pork belly programs and human-interested stories."- George W. Bush, December 27th, 2006

My Interests

Graphic Design, driving, playing video games, drawing, doing nothing, rocking out, concerts, Democrats, music, cursing, singing along with songs and looking like a dork, watching too many movies, NPR

I'd like to meet:

Anybody but crappy two-week old bands, cam-whores (with extreme angles & whatnot), Republicans, emo-fucks, Juggalos, scenesters, or various other shmucks.Also: IMMACHARGINMAHLAZER

Music:

The Misfits, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, NOFX, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mindless Self Indulgence, LARD, The Casualties, Depeche Mode, Straight Edge Kegger, Ramones, The Cramps, Rush, Dead End Kids, Samhain, Andrew W.K., Catheter, Tumor Circus, The Toasters, Bauhaus, The Cure, The Cars, Leftover Crack, Stereo 7, Security Threat, Danzig, Blue Meanies, Mojo Nixon and the Toadliquors, Dropkick Murpheys, Nicotine, QUEEN, Dance Hall Crashers, Unholy Grave, The Devotchkas, Pantera, Bad Religion, Balzac, Otep, Primus, old Rancid, Black Flag, Ludacris, Morbid Organ Mutillation, Less Than Jake, The Clash, Potshot, The Specials, A Global Threat, Dethklok, Link 80, Public Enemy, Madness, KMFDM, Pushover, Wesley Willis Fiasco,Motorhead,The Black Dahlia Murder, Voodoo Glow Skulls, The Vandals, Millencolin, Catheter, The Phenomenauts, Prodigy, Zeke,515 bands include: Eric and The Floaters (RIP), Driving While Stupid (RIP), Sherman Hillside Stranglers (RIP), Tha Death Deala$ (RIP), The Creepy Kids (RIP), Black Market Fetus (RIP), Wheel Bite (RIP), and Suburban Scum (RIP).Yeah, I like punk and metal. If you don't like it, go watch anime.

Movies:

Ghostbusters 1&2, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Ed Wood, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Army Of Darkness, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn, Blood Feast, Eraserhead, Battle Royale, 2000 Maniacs, Tapeheads, Toxic Avenger, Hellboy, Resident Evil, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Astrozombies, Ghost World, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, Office Space, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Nightmare Before Christmas, GWAR's Skullheadface, Super Troopers, Straw Dogs, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Where The Buffalo Roam, Haggard, Dangeresque, Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque too?, Haven't seen this one but it looks good:

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Jack of Trades, Robot Chicken, Arrested Development, Titus, Drawn Together, Metalocalypse, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, The Young Ones, Family Guy, South Park, Invader Zim, Monty Python, SCTV, I Love the 70's, I Love the 80's, I Love the 90's, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The State, Sealab 2021, ...Your Friend, Andrew W.K., Monty Python, The Super Milk Chan Show, Siffle and Ollie, Beavis and Butt Head, Wild Boyz, Jackass, Viva La Bam, The Brak Show,

Books:

The Call of Cthuhulu And Other Weird Tales, Dad Dames Demons and a Dwarf, Get In The Van, 100 Years 100 Stories, 'Tis, Angelas Ashes, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Crucible, Memoirs Of A Geisha, Confessions of a Late Night Talkshow Host, Confessions Of A B-Movie Actor, Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way

Heroes:

The Ghostbusters "Ghostbusters: Generation" Final Trailer

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My Blog

999 The number of the beast

999 page views... FUCK I'm dead sexy, aren't I?  
Posted by Kyle Kyle Crocodile on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 08:49:00 PST

900 pageviews/Motorhead and Circus clowns

900 freakin' pageviews! Aren't I so fine? Just lookit those... just lookit that... man, what the hell is wrong with you people?
Posted by Kyle Kyle Crocodile on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 12:31:00 PST

Thank you

230 views and about 24 people who wanted to be on MY space in myspace... thank you. Now let's get naked and play jai alai.
Posted by Kyle Kyle Crocodile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Right back where I started

...and in less than two weeks, right back on the market again. Oh well... some things weren't meant to last... for more than two weeks.
Posted by Kyle Kyle Crocodile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorry ladies... KG is officially off the market

Sarah Michelle= Justin's roomie= new ghoulfriend Where did we go to till about 3 am last night? The Lumberyard. Justin's b-day... he got a date with a stripper. Last night the two of us slept in he...
Posted by Kyle Kyle Crocodile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Soundtrack... because I have too much music.

The Soundtrack to Your Life Survey Make a soundtrack for your life, matching songs with the following: Opening song: "Sell Out"- Reel Big Fish Waking up: "Wide Awake"- MU33O First date: ...
Posted by Kyle Kyle Crocodile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New 515 ska-punk-fuckin'-metal band on the rise....

I started a band. Tanner wanted to start one with me first and make it an industrial metal band. Then Jarrod comes to me at work and asks me if I can sing and/or write songs... I said "both" and he to...
Posted by Kyle Kyle Crocodile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lonely.

I need a goulfriend.
Posted by Kyle Kyle Crocodile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

death

Fact: I hope I never... a.) Get eaten by a shark and watch my limbs float past me as I'm getting eaten. b.) Get trapped under ice and drown c.) Have a heart attack and die while masturbating (to ...
Posted by Kyle Kyle Crocodile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pigstock 10= good times

Pigstock fuckin' ROCKED!!! Justin, Brian and his girlfriend, and I all left Ankeny around 8:45 because Brian's douchbag little brother didn't tell him that I called and changed our leaving time to 8. ...
Posted by Kyle Kyle Crocodile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST