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About Me

i was born a poor black child...and if you get that reference i'll probably love you forever. i'm a gemini..which means i'm either insane or the most wildly entertaining person you're likely to meet. or both. i have a.d.d. and o.c.d....it makes life interesting. i grew up watching john hughes films which is apparently why i have developed unrealistic expectations about life and love. i blame him...it's easier that way. i wish on the first star i see at night..every night. i speak in movie quotes and song lyrics..if you can't keep up, we probably won't be friends. i love dancing and would do so every night if given the chance. i go get a dozen krispy kremes when i'm sad...i'm a fat kid at heart..what can i say? if you don't have a sense of humor...i won't like you. i despise hypocrites. i don't think it's "cute" when girls burp..or guys for that matter. what ever happened to manners? i guess i'm old fashioned in that way. i think onions and tomatoes are the work of the devil..even though i don't believe in the devil...or god. i'm probably the least spiritual person you will come across. you have your beliefs..i have mine. i would never criticize you for your's and expect the same in return. i fall head over heels for girls who are nice to me. if you are not a nice person..don't waste my time. i need a lot of affection. i've learned a lot about myself in the past few years and will never settle. that's also what will probably keep me single for the rest of my life. i've come to terms with it. oh..and ps...if you do not know the difference between "your" and "you're" and "their", "there" and "they're" please do not write me. it's not rocket science people. pps...just because you have a full sleeve, plugs, and a neck tattoo doesn't automatically mean you're not a dude bro asshole!
...my cyrano similarities lose touch when i drink too much...

My Interests

Love:

Remnant, Grand gestures and tiny details, Passion, Creativity, Fluffer, Miko, Graphic Design, Drawing, Painting, Web Design, Photography, Kissing, Bubble baths, David Carson, Robert Rauschenberg, Jasper Johns, Franz Kline, G-Star, Traveling, Sleeping, Terri Nunn, Airports, First class trans-continental flights, Del Taco's carne asada steak tacos, George Carlin, Typography, Shepard Fairey, Banksy, Margaret Cho, Fawlty Towers, Good Vodka, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, All of Scandinavia come think think of it, Club ID SF, New York City, The Chrysler Building, Las Vegas, THEhotel, San Francisco, Culture, Education, Sociology, Boutique hotels, iPods, Drunk dialing, Board games, Flat irons, Laughing, Disneyland, Dave McKean, Fashion, The Diesel Denim Gallery, 575 Denim, Range Rovers, Agent Provocateur, Howe, Disconnected haircuts, Macintosh, My new iBook, Kate Beckensale, Shirley Manson, Rocket SF (RIP), Debaser (SWE), Boba Fett, The Apple Campus, Lowbrow art, Manners, Loyalty, Dancing, Camille Rose Garcia, Electronic music, Technology, Chinese food, Soyrizo and egg burritos, Girls with good hair and hot shoes!

Hate:

Liars, Gossips, Hypocrites, The Denver Airport, Wyland, Obligations, Accessory dogs and the people who insist on bringing them into stores and restaurants, Humidity, Racism, Homophobes, Ignorance, People knocking at my door, Gwen Stefani, Talking on the phone, Alarm clocks, Hot weather, Tailgaters, Airport "security", People who talk on their phone in a restaurant, Anyone who uses the term "rock star" to describe themselves..

I'd like to meet:

Music:

IAMX, The Faint, Assemblage 23, Joy Division, Felix da Housecat, KMFDM, Goldfrapp, Covenant, Danzig, Elvis, Wolfsheim, VNV Nation, KISS, Dirty Sanchez, Peaches, Shiny Toy Guns, The Presets, Placebo, Berlin, Wumpscut, Haujobb, Suicide Commando, Altered Images, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Erasure, White Rose Movement, Editors, The Fitness, TV on the Radio, Interpol, She Wants Revenge, Postal Service, ADULT., Mount Sims, Har Mar, Apoptygma Berzerk, Franz Ferdinand, Ima Robot, Skinny Puppy, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Kylie, Muse, Massive Attack,The Kills, Broken Spindles, Nine Inch Nails, Prick, The Killers, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, LCD Soundsystem, ABBA, Motley Crue, Garbage, Ladytron, Guns 'N' Roses, YYYs, The Vandals, Seabound, Soviet, The White Stripes, The Sounds

Movies:

GARDEN STATE, Boondock Saints, Star Wars, View Askew (any and all), Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, About a Boy, North Shore, Breakfast Club, Black Hawk Down, Serendipity, Love Actually, Donnie Darko, Saved, 24 Hour Party People, Rad, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Rules of Attraction, High Fidelity, 40 Days 40 Nights, Hackers, Fight Club, Se7en, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Swingers, Better Off Dead

Television:

LOST, Nip/Tuck, Entourage, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Seinfeld, The Travel Channel, Project Runway, Scrubs, Friends, Queer Eye, Overhaulin', Sopranos, MTV Cribs, What Not to Wear, Married With Children, Sex and the City

Books:

Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Hot Zone, No Logo, Carson 2nd Sight, Whores and Other Feminists, The Hellbound Heart, Nickel and Dimed, Napalm and Silly Putty, The Stand, It, Gerald's Game, Design Books, MAGAZINES, MAGAZINES, MAGAZINES

Heroes:

Jean Diane Holmes, Dave Mckean, Shepard Fairey, Clive Barker, Steve Jobs, Floria Sigismondi, Tom Ford, Renzo Rosso, David Carson, Kyan Douglas, Stacy London, Clinton Kelly, Aiden Shaw, Han Solo, Selina Kyle

My Blog

what do you know...a survey for adults! thanks isis

1. Do you have a college degree?yes..2 of them thank you2. What was the amount of your last electric bill? $85..i LIVE for air conditioning..yes..even in the winter!3. How many hours per week do you h...
Posted by . m i c h a e l . on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

anyone else see the irony?

so the new club82 event is being sponsored by a tattoo removal doctor.....all i can say is BAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH that's right kids..all of your stupid tattoos can now be burned off. remember when you ...
Posted by . m i c h a e l . on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST

stolen from michael holmes..no..not me..another one!

Who was your first?1. Who was your first prom date?Anjanette!2. Who was your first roommate?shauntel:)3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink?the cheapest vodka in the world...still my drink..j...
Posted by . m i c h a e l . on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST

quite possibly snl's finest moment..watch the entire thing

Posted By:TomGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by . m i c h a e l . on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST

Viva Las Vegas!!!!

what a difference six months makes. as you all know..i'm not the biggest fan of going to vegas for magic, and my last trip was even worse than usual, but this time was AMAZING!! the good ol' lance pa...
Posted by . m i c h a e l . on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:47:00 PST

that's right..i'm in the new alternative press!!

the good people over at Alternative Press magazine did a whole section on DIY fashion in their august 2006 issue, and Remnant is the only boutique featured! for those who are interested in checking o...
Posted by . m i c h a e l . on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:46:00 PST

back stage passes at coachella are a little slice of heaven..

after much debate..i decided to coachella. i had never been before and always avoid huge festivals like the plague. however...with the mood i've been in lately..and with a lot of convincing from sha...
Posted by . m i c h a e l . on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:48:00 PST