eating small children and barbecuing endangered species, preferably on a spit
We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
Dire Cow of the Dead Lands; Etheral Salt Phantasm; Ineffable Kangaroo; Psionic Peacock; Retro Magma Poodle of the West; Elemental Kangaroo of the Sacred Mountain; Fiend of the Footlocker; Kleptomaniac Famine Koala; Nylon Colossus; Shrink-wrapped Vortex Cow of the Void; Harmonica Goblin of the Mall; Hawk Parrot; Phantom Snail; Copper Mouse of the Apocalypse; Crypt Wombat of the Cosmos; Dancing Flesh Koala; Illiterate Angel; Shocker Ferret; Cosmic Sloth; Illiterate Gold Sheep; Iridescent Vanilla Dragon; Platypus of the Pit; Stinky Zombie of the Lunchbox; Arrogant Devil of the Used-Car Lot; Fire Quail; Incontinent Nightmare; Storm Pigeon of the Imagination; Wyrm Ferret, and so many more...
Chubby Rain
golden girls
completely illiterate
gg allin