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celina

if God dwells inside us, like some people say, i sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what

About Me

dreaming of dapperly dressed groundhogs and demonic robots. p.s. i love kool-aid.

My Interests

*lurking, vitriol, threats of physical violence, cat-sitting the infamous nugget, DOING SOME YELLING, mysterious bruises, *high levels of intensity, fresh dance moves, photobooths, *making waffles, *lint rollers, enjoying the acoustics of my shower, gauze, living the life of leisure, spanish-english dictionaries, *ridiculous schemes, *frisco melts, inside jokes, contradicting myself, *sharpies, *getting lost on the road, nutella, *sarcasm, *falling asleep with food in my mouth, painting one nail, *lounging, *jokes in poor taste, chrysophilia, *inappropriately timed laughter, spying on men for peter, *cherry limeade, my complete lack of motor skills, *three point turns, sweetened condensed milk, *brandishing objects about, *coarse salt, moderating dance-offs, and komodo dragons. * = especially these

I'd like to meet:

HARVEY.

Music:

complaint rock

Movies:

short list : army of darkness, chelsea walls, swing kids, happy accidents, zoolander, the jersey trilogy, pretty in pink, mst3k the movie, high fidelity, wet hot american summer, shaun of the dead, robin hood men in tights.

Television:

flight of the conchords, stella, arrested development, my name is earl, law and order (yes, all of them) scrubs, futurama, the office (british and american, natch) mr. show and strangers with candy. SIDE NOTE: i just got my DVR back...so good luck trying to get at me.

Books:

naked and pat the bunny

Heroes:

jackson/laura p./ these guys...