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About Me

I heart winning.
I drink.
I drink a lot.
I judge you when you use poor grammar. This includes poor punctuation, or the total lack thereof.
I actually LOVE bologna.
I repeat myself.
I think too much, that's why I drink.

I HATE people who use "lol!", and also substitute "ur" for "your" and "you're". Spell it the fuck out, tardo! Being an inbred is no excuse for poor grammar...
I have four children: Karma Dog, Oliver Funk, Peekolow Tee, and Jackson Cat.
I am usually laughing at you and not with you.
I repeat myself.
I love Kyle.
I l♥ve attention. Thanks for giving it to me! XOXO
I have a lisp. If you're around me long enough, so will you.
When I've been drinking, I can put a lisp in the word "cracker".
I often talk in different voices.
♥ cartoons.
I am environmentally aware.
I repeat myself.
I repeat myself.
I repeat myself.
I'm loud.
I believe in God and, contrary to popular belief, I do pray. I pray a lot.
I'm pretty lame, but I do know how to MOVE ON and quit living in the past.
I party in lingerie.
And most importantly?
I've always got somethin' to say.

My Interests

Beer. Video games. Long Island Iced Teas. Good food and the cooking of good food. Bologna. Fun. Laughter...lots and lots of laughter. Faith. Sex. My best friends . Stilettos. Pink Stilettos. Wedge heels. Anything sparkly.....yay for sparkles! Sunshine, rainbows, hot rollers, hairspray, and really good mascara and eyeliner. Travel. Oliver Funk and Karma Dog. Big, squishy, comfy, fluffy white comforters. The smell of fresh laundry and clean cotton. Bare Escentuals. Sushi. Pictures. Tofu. Insurance. :) Everything else is of no consequence. Except for the gas. I burp louder and more often than anyone I know. I've won bar tabs before based on my impressive gas alone.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

...people who don't suck. I guess mostly I'd like to meet people who aren't internet monsters; you know, those people who just can't restrain themselves and refrain from pathetic attempts to contact you? Yeah, those people.

I ♥ Grandmaster O. Funk.

Music:

Love Sublime,

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd,

Jack Johnson

Ben Harper

The Gorillaz

The Flaming Lips

311

Fiona Apple

Franz Ferdinand

George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelics

A Perfect Circle

Stroke 9

TOOL

The Mars Volta

Phish

The Greatful Dead

Nada Surf

Elohsa

Imogen Heap

The Shins

Gary Jules

Failure

Zero 7

David Bowie

Queens of the Stoneage

Keller Williams

Suzanne Vega

Aimee Mann

Panic! At The Disco

Shivaree

Bone Thugz -n- Harmony

Lilly Allen

Micky Avalon

And if a certain Barn Rat named Chuckles misspells "stilettos" on my page after breaking into my account again I will have to punish him...

.....you know what? I love entirely too many artists to possibly name them all. Let's just say I have an appreciation for all kinds of music...except for country. So take your "boot scootin'" twang on outta here.

This guy happens to have some great music too:

Movies:

I fucking love The Boondock Saints.

My Cousin Vinny

Pulp Fiction

Reservoir Dogs

Lord of the Rings...the extended versions...all of them...

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Snatch

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Ever After

Fried Green Tomatoes

Donnie Darko

Shaun of the Dead

Memento

Tremors

Sin City

Lilo and Stitch

The Goonies

No Time for Sergeants

Trainspotting

Requiem for a Dream

Mullholland Drive

Bandits

V for Vendetta

The Matrix Trilogy

Anamatrix

Nanny McPhee

My Fellow Americans

Flight of the Navigator

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Shin Chan, Inuyasha, SpongeBob SquarePants, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Chappelle's Show, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, most shows on BRAVO, The Fairly Odd Parents, Samurai Jack, Columbo, and if its on....old reruns of Laverne and Shirley.

Books:

The Lords of Discipline - Pat Conroy

Alas, Babylon - Pat Frank

Carry Me Down - M.J. Hyland

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close - Jonathan Safron Foer
"Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare." - Anthony Burgess

Heroes:

Sissy Adri. People who pay their own rent.

My Blog

Takin Care of Business

Bathroom Etiquette in the Work Place: The office bathroom is an inappropriate place for lounging and personal phone calls. While I'm yuking up yesterday's Long Islands, I don't want to h...
Posted by Lady Sugar Walls on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST

you're such an inspiration for the way that i will ever ever choose to be.

I was watching television the other evening when a Staples commercial interrupted my regularly programmed schedule. The commercial depicts how every day office life can seem so hard to people, s...
Posted by Lady Sugar Walls on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:23:00 PST

I think she digs it when I look muy importante.

I've mentioned before I work in a large office building with many floors, many suites, and many companies. My company is located on the 13th floor which is pretty vacant for obvious reasons.&nbs...
Posted by Lady Sugar Walls on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:08:00 PST

First you pick it up, then you put it in the basket.

I hear the footsteps overhead. They pound back and forth, sometimes heavy and awkward and sometimes brooding and deliberate. I find the deliberately and delicately placed footsteps the most intriguing...
Posted by Lady Sugar Walls on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:38:00 PST

I work at Burger King making flame broiled whopper I wear paper hat.

An actual letter I have written to Burger King: July 18, 2007 Burger King Corporation5505 Blue Lagoon DriveMiami, Florida 33126 RE: Onion Rings Dear H...
Posted by Lady Sugar Walls on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:31:00 PST

Still Vertical and Kicking, and that's a Good Start.

I walked into my work building this morning, just a teeny bit earlier than 8:00am; my normal starting hour. As I made my way under the breezeway and to the glass doors, I began to notice a milli...
Posted by Lady Sugar Walls on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST

I think I Just Peed a Little.

Have you ever looked at your paycheck and calculated just how much tax is really being withheld? Take a second and add it up and see how much the government takes annually. Brutal, eh? &...
Posted by Lady Sugar Walls on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

Could you phrase that in the form of a question?

I was chatting with my dear friend Slants after a long night of wine, and after a few too many glasses we stumbled over the subject of work, the art of working, its benefits, its pitfalls, and the man...
Posted by Lady Sugar Walls on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:04:00 PST

Thinking the things I think I used to think, but I thought wrong, I think.

I have found a most amusing way of entertaining myself these days, and it has evolved from getting wasted (which, don't get me wrong, is still my favorite of all past times) to losing myself inside th...
Posted by Lady Sugar Walls on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

Now I lay me down to sleep, God help me stay there, sound and deep.

Ahh, the time is 3:10am and I am awake, thank you to my lovely, yet oh so vivacious at inappropriate hours, kitty named Oliver Funk Master. I am feling a very odd combination of fatigue, anger, and th...
Posted by Lady Sugar Walls on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:51:00 PST