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The Viking

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with The guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broo

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Dwarf tossing.

  Something interesting happened the other night I thought would be worth sharing.  I was working at one of my accounts by the convention center last Saturday night when my fiance's cousin c...
Posted by The Viking on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:53:00 PST

You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too

"Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them"   ~Thomas Jefferson, "A Summary View of the R...
Posted by The Viking on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:12:00 PST

I dont like the sauce, but the sauce likes me

It has been one helluva a week folks. . . While I wouldn’t count this past seven days as one of my favorites, I would still rank it in the top 10 life-changing events in my life. Setbacks are no...
Posted by The Viking on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:05:00 PST

Jesus Camp

I was nodding off last night with a full stomache and a slight beer buzz when I came across: "Jesus Camp" the most disturbing ducumentary I've ever seen! The very reason that I stopped going to church...
Posted by The Viking on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:14:00 PST

Light the torches! The monster lives!

INSTRUCTIONS: Once you've been tagged, you can't be re-tagged. You have to write a blog with 10 weird/random/secret facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged and lis...
Posted by The Viking on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:08:00 PST

Valet Wars

  I thought I would share one of my recent experiences at work with the few of my friends with the attention span required to appreciate this.  I havent' had this much fun since 8th grade Ho...
Posted by The Viking on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:46:00 PST

Were number one!

  America, land of the free, home of the brave. . . And all that crap.    Has anyone evr stopped and asked what exactly we're 1 at?  Our gdp is around $14,000,000,000,000 plus or m...
Posted by The Viking on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:37:00 PST

Left Behind readers need to be sterilized

             I can't imagine what it would be like to be pregnant because I'm a man, therefore I really don't have a say as to what a woman should...
Posted by The Viking on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:01:00 PST

Let’s unite against. . . ourselves?

I believe that everyone on this planet is put here for a purpose.  Yes, even dishwashers. The beauty of life lies in the ability to find said purpose and fulfill it to the benefit of his fellow m...
Posted by The Viking on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:51:00 PST

Wait, who the hell was Lilith?

". . . and God created Adam in his image and saw that it was good. . . "  I'm pretty sure most Americans are familiar with the story of Adam and Eve as told in the book of Genisis in the Judeo/Ch...
Posted by The Viking on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:26:00 PST