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AmiBeth

I am here for Friends

About Me

All you need to know about me is that Wally George is my biological father, Micky Dolenz is my husband, and I'm a real life mermaid.Feel free to write in to my Blog Advice Column where I will give you my brilliant perspective on your problems.Don't forget to Check out my music MySpace!! www.myspace.com/amibethmusicMy videos were making my profile slow... So go to my YouTube if you can't get enough of mewww.youtube.com/madisondawsondo all of these things RIGHT NOW...YOU STEWPID FIRST CLASS BIMBOS.

img src="http://www.mixmap.com/355622/tracker_strict.jpg" border=0 height=1 width=1 style="visibility:hiddenAnd remember..." A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."

My Interests



Playing dress up, Castles, working, painting, drawing, reading short stories, eating chocolate and almost anything sweet, swimming in the ocean or any body of water, being a mermaid climbing trees, walking with Beep on a Golf Course at night and screaming when we think we're going to get raped even though we are just overexaggerators in EVERYTHING, ICE BLOCKING!, make up!!, posing for pictures, kissing people on the cheek, biting people, loving who God has made me, BOBA drinks!!, playing the harmonica, walking on the treadmill, going out with my group of attention seeking people, visiting my exhusband in jail, my jobs, my school, making costumes, decorating and baking cookies and cakes, cooking in general and food decorations...okay, enough typing for now.

I'd like to meet:

Cal Worthington, Martha Stewart, Bill Cosby, Kenny Loggins, Timmy T, Mr. T, other mermaids, and Mitch Hedberg...:( RIP Mitch...I also wouldn't mind meeting Paul the Apostle from the Bible, he's amazing and inspiring.

Music:

I love Joie David Bowie, Cyndi Lauper, Billie Idol, Boy George, Bob Dylan, Cold Play, Keane (1st album), Evanescense, Rolling Stones,Natasha Bedingfield, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jars of Clay, Queen, Beatles, Dion, Sarah McLaughlan, Jack Johnson, Incubus, THE MONKEES, PRINCE, Peter Noone, IMOGEN HEAP, Dion Warwick, Michael Jackson, BRYAN DUNCAN, My Husband John Mayer, Delirious, Yanni, Enya, Aqua, Kenny Loggins, Ace of Base (I think), Nelly Furtado, Michelle Branch, Kelly Clarkson, Downhere, Jadin Lavik, The Newsboys, The Pretenders, the Kinks, Toby Mac, Kevin Max, Tait, Cousin Timmie, Fox Rhymer, Roxy Music (right Jack!), Blake from American Idol, The Mama's and the Papas, The Beach Boys, Del Shannon, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake (I'm such a traitor), Manhattan Transfer, Left Bank, Moody Blues, Fleetwood Mac, Benny Hester, Daniel Powter, The Fray, gosh...I could type on forever!

Movies:

Mermaid Movies, I love Rik Mayall movies, Run LoLa Run, other weird indie films, most Jim Carrey Movies, most Will Farrell movies, most Timmie Kibel movies, most Matt Misseri movies, and ALL UNCLE PEGGY MOVIES!!! The former three I've mentioned are all my family members. And movies starring Johnny Depp's Double

Television:

The Food Network. Paula Deen OWNS in the Kitchen! This leaves a rather awkward Segway to introduce you to my family. These are my gorgeous sisters

This is my beautiful MOMMM :)

My Fraternal Siamese

Books:

I'm living my dream and yet I'm still a bit albino Okay..besides the Bible, besides cookbooks, besides biographies about musicians, besides books on makeup, besides all that...I am a SUCKER for sick and twisted short stories! I've been reading them like crazy lately. I've read about a hundred of them since February of this year, and they've all been written by authors with sick and twisted minds which makes for a good read. Some of my favourite authors are John Steinback, Shirley Jackson, Elizabeth Tallent, Flannery O'Connor, Amy Tan, and many more!

Heroes:

Jesus (of course) and also, people who choose to love everyone..not discriminating towards anyone for any reason. That's what God has called us to do..and those who do it, I look up to.

My Blog

Tosh the Laptop 11/11/05-04/03/08

  This Blog is Dedicated to Tosh my former Laptop.  She went into a Coma this morning and I had to pull the plug on her to put her out of her misery.     She’s left me s...
Posted by AmiBeth on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:55:00 PST

"Shoes"..not the video..Advice Column Update! :)

 Dear AmiBeth,     I really like this guy. He’s cute, fun, and really likes me too. Here’s the catch, he wears loafers. Sometimes, he wears them without socks even! It&...
Posted by AmiBeth on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:12:00 PST

Advice Column Update

Dear AmiBeth,You have a great fashion sense. I love the way you mix bright pretty colors with spunkiness. Which leads me to my question... Do these jeans make me look fat?Lol, but seriously, what brig...
Posted by AmiBeth on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:25:00 PST

Advice Column Update Feb 26th, 2008

Dear AmiBeth, I have a question. You know the saying "Kill two birds with one stone"... Why do I have to kill animals to feel productive? Why can't I just be handy with a rock?   Signed Cousin ...
Posted by AmiBeth on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:03:00 PST

Jude Law does not deserve words. He deserves fists of fury.

Well friends, below...you will find a conversation I've had back and forth with Jude Law...Many of you probably don't know-my cousin Timmie has had quite a feud going back and forth with him...C...
Posted by AmiBeth on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:28:00 PST

Advice Column Update Feb 7

 Dear AmiBeth,     I know this is a personal question and im sorry but i just have to know why you are still single?  ur so cute and funny.  why don't you just marry me? ...
Posted by AmiBeth on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:12:00 PST

Advice Column UpDate Jan 14th, 2008

ummmm...well i dont really have any problems with anybody..lolbut i would like to talk with you?..lol    Signed,      CutieBoi101      Dear CutieBoi101, &...
Posted by AmiBeth on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:37:00 PST

New Month...New Year..

 Since it's a new year, we should have a new month...instead of JANuary...I think we should call it JAMuary..    These are my arguments of reason 1. I hate Jan 2.I like JAM 3....
Posted by AmiBeth on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:09:00 PST

New Month...New Year..

 Since it's a new year, we should have a new month...instead of JANuary...I think we should call it JAMuary..    These are my arguments of reason 1. I hate Jan 2.I like JAM 3....
Posted by AmiBeth on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:10:00 PST

Advice Column Update Christmas Eve Blues

 Dear AmiBeth,   Hey there cutie ! In town visting family and what the hell is there to ndo here ?  board to death  , hit me up    Signed,      ...
Posted by AmiBeth on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:41:00 PST