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Jakey Ritz

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About Me

Hey everyone I'm Jake. I am obsessed with music and spend a lot of my free time playing or listening to it. I play the guitar and the bass and make electronic music as well on my laptop. I am currently attending at Minneapolis Community and Technical College, I'm majoring in Sound Arts. I'm real laid back and I love just having a good time with good freinds. I try to see some positive in everything and find some humor in even the wost situations (If you don't learn to laugh at yourself you'll just grow up to be old and bitter)... If I'm online .. feel free to IM me, my AIM screenname is SixStringSoul428 or drop me a message, comments are cool too..... Peace out - JakeContact Tables

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jacob Walter Ritzman
Birthday: April 28th, 1986
Birthplace: St. Cloud, Minnesota
Current Location: St. Louis Park, MN (Representin' tha SLP!)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown/ Dark Blonde
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what I'm Doing, I'm skilled like that
Your Heritage: Norwegian, Sweedish i dunno some other stuff too
The Shoes You Wore Today: Addidas
Your Weakness: Bullets, Laser beams, hot women
Your Fears: Dark stairways, axe murderers are pretty creepy too
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, sausage, black olives, mushrooms, lots of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get through college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really use that shit too much anymore
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn, another hour please?!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Never before 11pm and probably later than it should be
Your Most Missed Memory: Being little when you could play with friends all the time, cause everything was paid for or didnt matter
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck 'em... Wendys is where it's at
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What about Sobe?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirls bitches!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Not really, I've got back significantly, more of a social smoker now
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah, every motherfucking day!
Do you Sing: Sure
Do you Shower Daily: Usually
Have you Been in Love: I'm not sure
Do you want to go to College: I am in college...
Do you want to get Married: Someday, when i find the right woman
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I really do exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd fuck me...
Are you a Health Freak: Pshh
Do you get along with your Parents: As much as I have to
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms are fucking hot
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Bass, Keyboards, Drum Machines, Synths, etc...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of Course
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Kinda, sorta, no, not really
&..39;In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:' Not in one sitting
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No... hmm maybe I'll do sushi for lunch tomorrow
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope, stealing is bad
Ever been Drunk: LOL who hasn't?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, I win all my fights or generally avoid them
Ever Shoplifted: When I was younger
How do you want to Die: In a dramatic three hour shootout with swat teams and tanks... Hell yeah, that'd be sweet
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm gonna be a fucking rockstar!
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter as long as it looks good
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter as long as it looks good... but brunettes are hot
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter as long as it looks good
Height: not too short, not too tall
Weight: no pencils and no blimps
Best Clothing Style: whatever you make work
Number of Drugs I have taken: I've had my share of experimentation
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: None yet
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dont wanna think about that right now
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You Have A Type B Personality
B You're as laid back as they come... Your baseline mood is calm and level headed Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forteLike a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.
You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

My Interests

Listening to music (all kinds), making music with my guitar bass or Reason 3.5 and MIDI controller or synth/groovebox, partying with freinds, raising hell or just chilling out, hanging out around the lakes or in uptown, watching movies, frisbee golf, hockey, etc...

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I'd like to meet:

Anybody cool... Les Claypool, The Red Hot Chili Pepers, Adam Jones and the other guys from Tool, Richard D James (aka Aphex Twin), Tom Morello, Norman Cook, Chris Cunningham, and Quentin Tarantino... oh and The Pussycat Dolls (in a hotel room somewhere in vegas!!!)
Richard D. James (aka Aphex Twin) Les Claypool Adam Jones

Music:

Hmm I listen to all types and I dont have an exact fav but here's a few in no order at all... Jimi Hendrix, Red Hot Chili Peppers,Tool, The Smashing Pumpkins, Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against The Machine, Soul Coughing, Gorillaz, Aphex Twin, Portishead, Kid Koala, Atmosphere, Fatboy Slim, Radiohead, The Chemical Brothers, Meat Beat Manifesto, Boom Bip, Amon Tobin, Autechre, Boards of Canada, MF Doom, Ten Years After, Metallica, Incubus, Rob Zombie, Korn (earlier stuff is better), Marilyn Manson, The Crystal Method, The Prodigy, The White Stripes, Squarepusher, Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, System of A Down, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Green Day(again earlier stuff is better), Morphine, Pantera, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Alice In Chains, Prefuse 73, Queens of the Stone Age, The Arctic Monkeys, Dave Navarro, Jack Dangers, Tino Corp, Bob Marley, 311, Down, Del the Funky Homosapien, Venetian Snares, Modest Mouse, cLOUDDEAD, Deftones, Death From Above 1979, Massive Attack, Buck 65, Primus, Les Claypool, Oysterhead, Phish, Ben Harper, Orbital, P.O.S., Matisyahu, Mastodon and many many many more...Someday I'll be a rockstar and have my own kickass band...
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Band Name System Of A Down
Role Drummer
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Love Interest Supermodel

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Movies:

A few of my favs in no order... Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Fight Club, Seven, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shawshank Redemption, The Matrix, Office Space, Dodgeball, Sin City, Kung Fu Hustle, Old School, Wayne's World, Bill and Ted's excellent Adventure, Super Troopers, The Life Aquatic, Music videos by Chris Cunningham, Spike Jonze, Michel Gondry, Mark Romanek, etc...

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chapelle's Show, That 70's Show, Vh1's Web Junk, MXC,

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club, Lullaby etc...), Harry Potter (fuck you Harry Potter is cool cause I say so!!), Anarchist's Cookbook, Dr. Seuss will always be awesome, Curious George (That little bastard's always raising hell, rock on little George!!)

Heroes:

...Jimi Hendrix, Tyler Durden, John Frusciante, Tom Morello

My Blog

barhoppin'

So last night was danK's birthday... We went out barhopping and got pretty fuckin wasted, it was awesome. We started out at Stub and Herb's, then we went to The Library and the Dinkytowner, then back ...
Posted by Jakey Ritz on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:20:00 PST

LOL "Telling Truth To Kids"

CLICKY-CLICK ...
Posted by Jakey Ritz on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

John Cage and Indeterminacy

"John Cage and Indeterminacy" John Cage was known for making unique sounding musical pieces from the chaos of sounds around us and sounds he created through manipulation of conventional instr...
Posted by Jakey Ritz on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST

Fuckin' Bitch-Cops... (my experience in uptown today)

So this is the little scenario that happened to me, while at the uptown bus transit station today:So I arrive at the bus station and see the bus I was hoping to catch pulling away, this means I have a...
Posted by Jakey Ritz on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:37:00 PST

Countdowns and Firedrills (An Hour of Echoes)

"Countdowns and Firedrills"4 hours to kill before film class, 1:30 PMSitting in the foyer next to the libraryA staircase before me leads to the lower levelAn open area swirling with echoes and voicesP...
Posted by Jakey Ritz on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST

"don't try to psychology my shit motherfucker!"

It's not hard to imagine on some summer day the men in white coats will come and take me awayto an institution where forever I'll stay as another lost mind that's drifted astray.Strapped down to a tab...
Posted by Jakey Ritz on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:28:00 PST

all school and no play makes jake a dull boy!

God damn im so fucking sick of school.. i need a god damned break, i hate the way these teachers just pile the shit on, i mean i realize college is supposed to be work and time comsuming but damn, peo...
Posted by Jakey Ritz on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:24:00 PST

Man, these past few days have been a ride and a half...

Sunday: after a frustratingly boring day of work, i go out to have a lil fun with my friend Gary, his girlfriend Becca, and one of her friends at Shooter's (a local pool hall) after a few games everyt...
Posted by Jakey Ritz on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 02:25:00 PST