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BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher

There is a price to be paid for dreaming...

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator"YOU'RE ALL ALONE, ___. YOU'RE GOD'S SPECIAL LITTLE CREATURE!" Mi Nombre Es ____... "That asian looking fellow". :) My last name translates to "golden colored circle" or something, pretty darn spiffy, eh?

My Interests

This is my baby. My Schecter Diamond Series Omen-6 which is currently just a beautiful paper weight because I don't know how to play at all. I call her Camella:
Question EVERYTHING, believe NOTHING... and Let Go.
Remember folks, religion is just a crutch for the weak and ignorant designed to feed upon your insecurities. "Think for Yourself, Question Authority"
UNUS ADVERSUS CUNCTUS...

I'd like to meet:


Why would I want to meet ANYONE? Im perfectly content being alone in this dark corner with my nine cats and black and white television, fine, perfectly fine... I swear... The money's on the table, just leave the bag and go away. (insert maniacal laughter here)

"What about it? Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate..."
adopt your own virtual pet! adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:


I Like Alot of Different Music, I have a very complex and weird music taste that I'd probably be made fun of for listening to, but I don't care what you think, BITCH... Mainly Me Likey METAL! though.
Me Likeys: Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Melvins, System Of A Down, Chevelle, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, A.I.C., Mad Season, a bit of N.I.N., a bit of The Offspring, The White Stripes, Sheryl Crow, Garbage, Butthole Surfers, Poe, Massive Attack, Portis Head, Tricky, Morcheeba, Primus, Muse, Rilo Kiley, The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie, Arctic Monkeys, Mazzy Star, The Ramones, some Nirvana, Phil Collins (that's right, I said Phil Collins), Weezer, Tenacious D, Puscifer and all and anything May May, Sarah McLaughlin, Fantomas, Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica?, Oasis, Wu-Tang Clan, Nasir Jones, Duran Duran, Steppenwolf, Jimi Hendrix, C.C.R., Shinedown, Eric Clapton, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Staind, Disturbed, Radiohead, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Lustmord, The Beatles, Tupac Shakur, Beck, The B-52s, Rage Against the Machine, Sound Garden, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Filter, Semisonic, Blondie, Jefferson Airplane, Dresden Dolls, 10 years, Tori Amos, Breaking Benjamin, Lily Allen, Gomez, Guster, Snow Patrol, Live, Modest Mouse, Bill Withers, Collide, S.T.P., Q.O.T.S.A., R.E.M., Seether, Sneaker Pimps, Smashing Pumpkins, Bob Marley, The Doors, The Flaming Lips, Keane, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, A bit of Linking Pork, TV on the Radio, Static X, The Raconteurs, They Might Be Giants, Violent Femmes, Johnny Cash, Emiliana Torrini, The Gentle Waves, Isobel Campbell, ELENI MANDELL, and much much more etc., etc., etc.
I absolutely heart 80s and 90s music.
I am constantly rediscovering Tool and A Perfect Circle...

Music is... terribly under rated. It is a very powerful thing. An unfatomably powerful thing that has the capability to heal and do much more than "sound good". This is the reason that many music genres such as country don't mean shit to me. Garth Brooks will roast in hell, i swear it...
Some music and so called artists I would very much like to have suicide bombed include: Fuhdiddy Cent and the Gee You Knit?, 99.9 percent of all country, Mudvayne (absolutely hate Mudvayne), Crossfade, U2, Switch-foot, ALL christian rock, most hair metal, Korn (mostly because of the whole finding Jesus thing besides the fact that they are sucky sucktacular), Avenged Seven Fold (I spent good money on two of their Cds because I liked "bat country" for some reason and they sucked beyond all sucking. I want me money back!), and much much more to be added later...

Movies:

Some of my most favorite flicks would have to be: Manic, Crash, Stranger Than Fiction, Interstate 60, The Devil's Advocate, Garden State, Donnie Darko, Dirty Pretty Things, Amelie, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hero, Anchor Man, Kill Bill vol.1, Sin City, House of 1000 Corpses, 40 Yr. Old Virgin, Suspect Zero, Waiting, Sleepy Hollow, Kung Fu Hustle, Empire, Shaun of The Dead, Once Apon a Time in Mexico, Easy Rider, Carrie, The Iron Giant, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, The Sixth Sense, Shogun Assassin, Silent Hill, The Ali G Movie, Borat, Princess Mononoke, Slither, Curious George, Lucky Number Sleven, House of Flying Daggers, Oldboy, Fearless, The Devil's Backbone, Beer League, The Weatherman, The Descent, 100 Women, I l*ves zombie flicks, I l*ves bloody REVENGE flicks, Crazy Little Thing, Dazed and Confused, Beerfest, Baseketball, Napoleon Dynamite, Primal Fear, Pan’s Labyrinth, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Lady Vengeance, Curse of the Golden Flower, Constantine, Mirrormask, Dead Man's Shoes and et cetera blah fucking blah.

Television:

I likes TV far too much. T.V. is BAD. It really does "rot" the brain and what not. So go read a fuckin book, douche hat... but I REALLY fucking hate those assholes who say that they don't watch TV (like YOU). EVERYONE watches TV, you fucking liar face. "Oh oh, uh, I don't like staring at the idiot box" What!?!? Well, good for you, fucking genius. You hate that box but then you come stare at this box where you watch even dumber shit on youtube and whatnot. You fucking moron...
Me likey: Reno911, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Jimmy Kimmel, CSI: the Vegas one and Miami, My Wife and Kids, Law and Order original and S.V.U., Las Vegas, Medium, Chappelle's Show (Why Dave, WHY?!?!), HOUSE, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brian, Scrubs, Samurai Champloo, Curious George, Jeopardy!, Nova (seriously, not just saying that. Nova is a very cool sciency show. Check it out, man!), etc.
I LURB THE SPANISH CHANNEL! My god! Are all Latina women that Caliente?

Books:

I need to read more...

Heroes:

No particular order: Mighty Gate Keeper Levlan. The slutty men that make up Tool, The whore faces that form APC, Layne Staley, Bob Ross, Grandma, Tangy, Chacha, Mrs. Hoffmann from way back when, Mrs. Eichhorn from way back when, Cam De Leon, Chet Zar, Alex Grey, Juner and those who frequent the temple of Junerism for they are incredibly talented art criminals, Claude Monet, Van Gough, Dali, That guy, Niel who did my ink, The Great One, Todd McFarlane, Quentin Tarrentino, Robert Bacon/Nobel/Oppenheimer for they have DOOMED the world :), My adopted father Blah, etc.
And anyone who can make me smile and or laugh my ass off including: Zach Galifianakis, Dane Cook, Conan O'Brian, Louis Black, Will Farell, Adam Sandler, Steve Carell, Jack Black, Trey Stone/Matt Parker, Creators of the Simpsons, Chris Parnell, Them Scrubs doodz, Seth McFarlane, Jimmy Kimmel, Jim Gaffigan, The Pythons especially John Cleese!!, Dimitri Martin, Sarah Silverman, Bobby Lee, Andy Samberg,... More to be added later. :)

My Blog

9-19-07 Nonfiction

It hit me this morning as I was brushing mah teef. Why they appeared.The real face beneath the facade.It was a sort of confirmation of an earlier assumption cleverly hidden in layers of encryption.I d...
Posted by BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST

...LIKE A FISH

&LIKE A FISH   Eyes bound.Hands tied. Mouth left un-gagged&forI want to hear her hisses of pain.I want to knowingly ignore her cries of "when".It would be an unforgivable travesty tocurtain thos...
Posted by BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:35:00 PST

U.A.C.

Kabuki phantoms of the operaSynthesizing a false kindred flameSuch deceptive alchemyScribbling away at an old, tired tragic comedyNothing ever seems to changeA lone pitiful protagonistRepeatedly...
Posted by BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:20:00 PST

6-04-07 Nonfiction

So...Last night, right after leaving chat and before bed, I stumbled across something frightening. Something that chilled me to the very bone. Something that ties everything that's happened together i...
Posted by BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST

Pangea

This poem is meant to be a sort of satire.  A parody of poetry.  A playful mockery of the art I l*ve so much.  The message is serious, the delivery is not.  Applicable to so many: ...
Posted by BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:08:00 PST

Sympathy for the DEVIL

      The black sheep amongst swine and vermin. You held the power of god in your hands and made EVERYONE feel your pain. The fist of darkness. Destroying all you touched& Your pain, y...
Posted by BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:17:00 PST

3/24/07 Non-fiction

  Wrong... All fucking wrong... The one time I choose to be optimistic.  To see the silver lining when I shouldn't have. Chasing a misprinted, misinterpreted LIE.  Swallowing my own ra...
Posted by BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

ONE against EVERYONE

  Pariah, piranhawith the severed spineFluid replaced by piss and vinegarFeasted upon bycarnivores and cannibalsdonning vestures of flesh and fleeceEver lacking Moro'sDevoured the apple, Betrayed...
Posted by BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:51:00 PST

2/14 + 2/15 Nonfiction

Lying in bed last night, trying to fall asleep...I swear, I heard the voice of Satan.I do not remember what it said nowbut I fought my hardest to drown it out.That voice...It came back again as I lay...
Posted by BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

Solanaceae (nightshade)

The Solanaceae is a family of flowering plants, many of which are edible, while others are poisonous (some have both edible and toxic parts).Solanaceae (nightshade)Ghosts returnThe deadRefusing to sta...
Posted by BaD_FiSH: Mighty Infant Smoosher on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST