Nipple milking, not getting pet by strangers on the max line, outwitting, crossword puzzles and beating people really badly at scrabble, gin and soda and lime, coffee, laying in bed all day while actively not persuing outside activities, provoking responses, cooking good healthy food and making enough for leftovers, my niece and nephews, my cats, but not your cats, i would kind of like to have a pet squirrel, or better yet a monkey squirrel, i don't like "front butt", oh, and i love loving all the wonderful people in my life, because they are numerous, and i am very lucky. now i have to go and take a shower and put a dress on and go to a birthday party....and i like cowboys.....but i don't like guns....but i am not gunshy so to speak......
I'd like to meet:
Oh, lets see. I would like to meet David Cross for a beer. Drew Bennett (my seventh grade crush) for sex. Paul Newman for sex thirty years ago. Michael Moore for pizza. Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn for angry maniacal finger pointing debate. Bush to fullfil my homicidal urge. Jay Leno for bitch slapping, I fuckin hate him. And I would like to have David Sedaris read me his stories before I go to sleep at night. Actually I just want to meet someone that will play scrabble with me. Or maybe these guys here...
Music:
Devandra Banhart, The Moldy Peaches, The Shins, Throwing Muses, Kristen Hersh, Guided By Voices, Elliot Smith and Bessie Smith, Townes Van Zandt, Le Tigre, The Arcade Fire, Bonnie Prince Billy, Iron and Wine, Belle and Sebastian, Okkervil River, Magnetic Fields, Bob Log III, Elf Power and Cat Power, Neutral Milk Hotel, Os Mutantes, I could sit here doing this all fucking night...Just know that I like more rockinroll than you can shake a stick at...
Television:
TV is best on DVD. My friend got me sucked into the show 24. Which is stupid. I am going to rethink the friendship. But HBO Showtime shit pretty much all rocks
Books:
Confederates In The Attic, Confederacy of Dunces, Wind Up Bird Chronicles, A Wrinkle in Time, Dracula, Into the Forest, The Tin Drum, anything having to do with history after 1850ish, especially when it comes to war, immigration, and social dementia. And lots of other shit, but I am boring my self doing this...
Heroes:
Patty Hearst and Nancy Reagan. Those fucking women inspire me. Oprah and Dr Phil make me feel sublime. Crackheads.
