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Fake American

Used to be fly, but you crashed your plane.

About Me


You Are 92% Non Conformist
You're incredibly strange. And a weirdness like yours takes skill to cultivate!
No one really understands you. And you're cool with that. You just hope you never have to understand them! Are You a Nonconformist?You have a sexual hidden talent
You have a sexual hidden talent. You might not look it but you are a dynamo in bed. Most of your lovers think that it is from years of practice, but really, you were just born with it.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.comI am 91% Asshole.
.. I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican dinner-ass-drip. Take the
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Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your Power Level is: 74%
You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within.
Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals. How Powerful Are You?
You Are 46% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch! How American Are You?
Are you a gamer?
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Hardcore Gamer
You are a Hardcore Gamer, meaning you love video games and indulge yourself in them. You probably spend 3-5 hours playing video games in a given day for 5-7 days a week. Sometimes you may even skip a meal in favor of your favorite video game. You may be caught speaking internet acronyms out loud in real life due to your constant internet play. In other words, you have no life.
How do you compare?
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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalHow Liberal Or Conservative Are You?Your results:
You are Yoda
Yoda 66%
Qui-Gon Jinn 66%
R2-D2 64%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 63%
Boba Fett 61%
Darth Maul 61%
Darth Vader 60%
Mace Windu 59%
Luke Skywalker 56%
Princess Leia 55% Wise and all knowing you are…yes.
Tall, dark, and handsome?
Not so much I'd say.
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

If you're reading this then maybe you; but I don't accept invites from tards who don't send or respond to my messages.

Movies:

Starwars's, Matrix s', Kill Bills, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Way of The Gun, Crash, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Clerks,The Last Samurai, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Office Space, Fight Club, Gladiator, Collateral, Napoleon Dynamite, Akira, Princess Mononoke, Appleseed, Ghost in The Shells, Cowboy Bebop, Vampire Hunter D, 13th Warrior, Jurassic Park, Ninja Scroll, Signs, South Park:Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Team America; World Police, Orgasmo, Baseketball, Snatch, Lord of War,Weather Man, Life Aquatica, Fahrenheit 9/11, An Inconvenient Truth and the list goes on and on.

Television:

Planet Earth, Boondocks,Lost, The Shield,South Park,Daily Show,MadTV,American Dad,Family Guy,Robot Chicken,Adult Swim,Rescue Me, Always sunny in Philadelphia, The Colbert Report, Morel Oral, Lewis Black: Root of All Evil, Drawn Together. and any other dark/offensive comedies.

Books:

I can read, I just don't do it enough.

Heroes:

I look up to that guy who did that one thing.

My Blog

Are you a real American?

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Posted by Fake American on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:39:00 PST

Because I cant write music.

Yoko Kanno & Steve Conte: No Reply, Cowboy Bebop OST....
Posted by Fake American on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:01:00 PST

A poem for the ladies.

Roses are red, my balls are blue.Can I put them in your mouth, not one but two.
Posted by Fake American on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:48:00 PST

MOAR SCIENCE!

The Pill Makes Women Pick Bad MatesBy Jeanna Bryner, Senior Writerposted: 12 August 2008 08:04 pm ETBirth-control pills could screw up a woman's ability to sniff out a compatible mate, a new study fin...
Posted by Fake American on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:50:00 PST

Another non-discovery.

Bad guys really do get the most girls 18 June 2008 NewScientist.com news service Mason Inman NICE guys knew it, now two studies have confirmed it: bad boys get the mo...
Posted by Fake American on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:54:00 PST

Get Crunk About Reading NIGGA!!!

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Posted by Fake American on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:09:00 PST

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Posted by Fake American on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:10:00 PST

Something for the ladies.

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Posted by Fake American on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:54:00 PST

I liked this when I was little..

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Posted by Fake American on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:24:00 PST

BET s Top 25 Things that Mishaped Black Culture&

25. Jheri Curls 24. Hurricane Katrina 23. The 'N-Word' 22. The Counter Intelligence Program 21. Elvis 20. Negative Images in Hip Hop 19. The 'Bling' Phenomenon 18. Welfare 17. Justice System / Prison ...
Posted by Fake American on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:25:00 PST