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~*Dirty Diana*~

Shut your face or I'll kick it in the face!

About Me

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A little bit of insight into Dianaland...
~ I have simple principles and values but I'm a complicated person.
~ Very few people understand me, and only because I choose to let them do so. I like it that way...
~ I have COMPLETELY given up on finding "the one" or even dating at all. It's a waste of time, and my heart simply can't handle it anymore.
~ I'm an Aquarius. I know what you're thinking, and the answer's yes - I AM the coolest person ever.
~ I was born and raised in Houston, Texas...and I will always be a Texas girl at heart.
~ People either love me or hate me, there is no inbetween.
~ Stereotype me all you want. Stereotypes don't define people - people define stereotypes.
~ I can be your best friend or your worst enemy - the choice is up to you.
~ My friends are my life, if you try to change who my friends are, you are trying to change ME. And I'm NOT cool with that, so don't bother.
~ I love tattoos and piercings, and I am always adding to my family of body modifications.
~ Sometimes my emotions get the best of me, but my feelings are most always justified.
~ I am a pretty good judge of character. If I don't like you at first, there is a pretty slim chance of me warming up to you.
~ Don't lie to me. I will always find out, and unless you're REALLY special in my life, I won't ask for an explanation. I'll just forget all about you.
~ Don't try and manipulate your way into my pants. You WILL piss me off.
~ Music is very important to me. I have been a singer for about 13 years now. I'm open to all kinds of music, but I am mainly a heavy metal fan.
~ I'm moderately strange. Deal with it.
If you'd like to know more about me, you are welcome to ask. I'm not a very conservative or private person, so I'll pretty much answer any question you can think of...unless it's something lame or peverted. Then I'll just ignore you. But I really DO try and get back to everyone, even if it's not right away. ...But please, DON'T send me stupid messages like "Why do they call you Dirty Diana?", "What makes you dirty?", and "How dirty are you?"...learn your old school Michael Jackson. Sheesh.

My Interests

Well, I like my Kira black, just like my metal...

WELCOME TO THE RIDICULOUS SHIT I'VE SAID RECENTLY SECTION!!!

Me (yelling at the cooks at work): "Stop making bird noises!!! This is not a birdararium!!!
Mish: You mean an AVIARY...?"

(Making up awful pick up lines to use on the new employee at work) "Hey there cheese fry, I'd like to dip YOU in ranch and smear you all over my face..."

Me: "Can I help anybody with anything?"
My Boss: "I could use a pair of rubber gloves and a nine."
Me: "Like a nine iron? I don't golf..."

"Sometimes if I stick my head in the ice machine I think about California."

"Tonight was by far the most lucrative ass-raping I've ever had!"

"How many trees are you wearing right now???

"I hate it when people with bad grammar try and seduce me with words. I'm not going to get turned on by comma splices."

"No, I swear I'm really really nice. I just don't, like, throw biscuits at people or anything..."

(At Club Vegas) Leah: "You better bring a helmet and referee shirt tomorrow!"
Me: "Why, is it going to rain again?"

(At Dee's) Zach: "I just can't eat any type of eggs now...I can't even eat anything with eggs in it..."
Me: "So you can't eat cheese???"

"I don't know if I'm hungover or tired or have been partying too much or what...but I'm fucking hungover..."

(On an instant message at work) Me: "This is ridiculous...I feel like I'm kicking a fish!
Chad: WTF!?!

Mindy: "I'm going for the naughty librarian look..." Me: "I'm going for the naughty lobster look..."

"What month are YOU in? Jupiter?"

"Stop laughing it makes me blind!!!"

"Things that hurt just don't...feel good."

"Just because she apologized for being a cock-juggling thundercunt for a significant portion of my life does not mean she's automatically qualified to be mini-me."

"My teeth hurt, ::shows teeth:: see?"

Chad: "Where do you come up with this shit?"
Me: "I'm amazing, that's where."

"Depending on the time, I'll call you. Or I won't."

"THIS DOESN'T TASTE LIKE EASTER!"

"I've disinfected that bathroom so much; When you sit on the toilet it will probably clean you."

"I'm SO sorry I forgot to text you! I got sidetracked by a can of tuna fish..."

"I'm pretty sure the world is coming to an end. I just ran out of Q-tips."

"Utah people don't know how to drive, especially when I'm drunk."

"I will love you for the rest of my life...I'm killing myself tomorrow."

"I don't know what happened. I went upstairs for paper towels and came back down with Ritz crackers..."

"If you're standing right by the door, how will you know when people come in? You can't hear the doorbell!"

(At Red Lobster after taking forever to eat my crab legs): "I'm sorry guys, but I'm a slow cracker!"

I'M SURE I'LL SAY MUCH MORE RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE NEAR FUTURE. KEEP A LOOK OUT...I HAVE BLONDE MOMENTS ALL THE TIME!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||| 16%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone that's not lame. A tall guy that ISN'T an asshole (If that's even possible). People who do what they say they're going to do. Local musicians. Stuff like that.

*If YOU send ME a friend request and I accept you, you should probably make an effort to ACTUALLY talk to me or you will be deleted within days*

P.S. I'm a grammar nazi. When attempting to converse with me, try and keep your stupidity level in check. I'm not a fan of idiots. :)

Who YOU'D like to meet:

HYPNOGAJA!


Hypnogaja (HIP-NO-GAH-JAH):
Derived from the term hypnagogia, the deeply relaxed state of consciousness between wakefulness and sleep, recognized for hundreds of years as a source of creative thought and intuition by a long list of distinguished philosophers, artists and scientists, including Aristotle and Einstein.

An understanding of the name brings a deeper understanding of the music (which is PHENOMENAL, by the way). These 5 men are amazing people, amazing musicians, and amazing friends to have. Never in my life has music touched me in the way theirs does.

Music:

My life revolves around Music...Heavy metal to be exact. While working at shows, I get to meet many musicians, and most of them are pretty awesome. I love it, and wouldn't trade it for a thing.

...and yes, we know we're silly.

Movies:

I like a wide variety of movies, but my favorites are American History X, Boondock Saints, Love Actually, and all of the Harry Potter movies.

Please don't tell me I am a geek. I am fully aware of it...

Television:

I don't really watch TV. If I do, it's Law and Order SVU or it's some show on plastic surgery.

Books:

I like to read anything that will grab my attention right off the bat.

Heroes:

The ones who are there for me through thick and thin, the ones who make you happy just by being near them. The following are those people (or animals!) in my life...

~ MY MOMMY ~

...'nuff said.

~ KIRA ~

In my eyes, this girl is the definition of perfection. This roommate and best friend.

We're close...

...VERY close. lol

*We don't remember taking this picture*

~ KANE ~

I love him so much!

We are SO CUTE!

He's a punk...

...or IS he?

He really LOVES having his picture taken...lol

~ SUSHI ~

Okay, so it's not really my HERO, but It qualifies as an animal that makes me happy by being around it, right? lol...whatever, I love it anyway. :P

My Blog

Until I find him...

So lately, it seems that the only relationships that have been working out for me are those that I have with my friends, family, and co-workers. But tonight, after seeing someone from my past, I ...
Posted by ~*Dirty Diana*~ on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

No, I am not interested.

I guess this could be classified as an "angry blog" although I am not particularly angry at the moment. All I know is that lately I have been unhappy more than I have been happy - a lot of which ...
Posted by ~*Dirty Diana*~ on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:56:00 PST

And so it is...(rewrite)

To start this off, let's review the first "And so it is..." blog that has now been deleted (and was written a few days ago while I was extremely intoxicated)... "Feeling used is th...
Posted by ~*Dirty Diana*~ on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST

Re-opening a chapter of a book I should have burned.

So, in one of my recent drunken stupors, (which are quite fun, thankyouverymcuh) I apparently decided to message my ex-friend Audrey and tell her I think she's horrible because, well, I had nothing be...
Posted by ~*Dirty Diana*~ on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST

Jsin tagged me (and a few other random thoughts)

Now, I've already done one of these, but it was a long time ago...so since I got tagged again by someone different, I'll go ahead and play along.  I have nothing better to do anyway ~ Each playe...
Posted by ~*Dirty Diana*~ on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST

Waiting for December.

Things have been hard on me lately.  REALLY HARD.  The past 3 months have been a rollercoaster ride...and there have been way more downs than ups, if you know what I mean.  But that is ...
Posted by ~*Dirty Diana*~ on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

I live for the nights I won't remember with the friends I'll never forget.

This weekend, we celebrated Brandon's birthday with the FDC Crew (FDC = Fucking Davis County, for those of you who AREN'T in the inner circle of coolness, lol).  I brought the camera, the guys br...
Posted by ~*Dirty Diana*~ on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:26:00 PST

Funny Conversation...(Me & Britt)

Dirty D! says: heh. Dirty D! says: that's the ringer on my phone Dirty D! says: er...one of em I like pleasure spiked with pain says: lol is it? Dirty D! says: yah Dirty D! says: when musicians...
Posted by ~*Dirty Diana*~ on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:36:00 PST

Just a few things to say.

My sis, Jasmin, made a good point in her latest blog.  So I'm going to channel alongside it. ::To a select few (you know who you are):: Thank you for showing me your true selves.  Thank you ...
Posted by ~*Dirty Diana*~ on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST

Sushi, Sake, and Sillyness with Paco, Sancho, and Rico!

Last night, the threesome of Kira, Trena and I (also known as Paco, Sancho, and Rico) got together for sushi... Not only did we have some AMAZING food, but we also had some awesome...
Posted by ~*Dirty Diana*~ on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST