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Patrichabod Crane

Bringin' Stachey Back

About Me

Remember a few years ago when you first heard about the Paris Hilton sex tape and were dying to see it, if only for curiosity's sake? Remember when you actually saw it and were hugely disappointed? Well, my songs are alot like that story without the first part about dying to see it.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/8/2005
Band Website: safeguy.net
Band Members: P Diddy - MC P Rock - guitar El Fornicante - rhythm
Influences: Beer and Cigarettes. And Blue Oyster Cult; not for their music, SNL references, or anything but the mere fact that their name is Blue Oyster Cult.
Sounds Like: Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Record Label: Mediocre Music
Type of Label: None

My Blog

i'm only doing this on myspace because it's myspace themed

I've borrowed this from Howell. He stole it from Julia.12 motherfuckers Go to your comments and write the last 12 people ...
Posted by Patrichabod Crane on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:24:00 PST

Is it bad to hope someone blows up?

One of my 2 2 2 4=10 roommates loves NASCAR. I watched it with him a couple weeks ago, you know, to try and understand. I spent the whole time just waiting for a giant wreck and lots of fire. I rea...
Posted by Patrichabod Crane on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 04:53:00 PST