zach

After swimming the entire Mississippi River up stream to raise awareness of the awful pollution in the river I found myself engaged in the pursuit of scientific research in study of the indigenous fauna(New Zealand ofcourse). I was interrupted by the filming of the Lord of Rings in which I played a small part as an orc. Upon resuming my study I found nothing significant remained unstudied so I returned to the United States disconsolate and seeking direction. I found myself in a leadership position in the NLA (National Logging Association) in which I maintained the jobs of the loggers while at the same preserving our sacred woodlands. I soon became bored and bought a one way ticket to Rome Italy where I stayed with my friend Luigi. I roamed around Rome for several weeks looking for adventure and thats what I found. One day while looking at a church I hear a woman crying for help and I run to her defense. I soon find myself in a gladitioral combat with a large Italian boxer. After his defeat, the woman has became indigmant because she was a martial arts expert and felt she did not need my chivalrous aid. I apologize in a gentlemanly fassion and buy her a slice of pizza and soon we become fast friends. She soon teaches me the the Italian language and in doing so, we fall madly in love. I am then serenaded by this sound they call Soul which i hear in a small dive while discussing Kant in Italtian. It turns out to be Carla Thomas and I come to find out that she is on this label called Stax that has many artists of the Soul variety. Intrigued, I decided to move to Memphis to pursue my fasination with Carla Thomas and Stax. I also like chocolate.