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Samsonite

WTF kind of lie is this?!?!?

About Me

The slave drivers that rule my life are going to kill me soon. Someone please save me!!!

My Interests

Beer and smokes...that's about it! Oh, I forgot porn too.

I'd like to meet:

I am anti-social most of the time, so no one in particular for the time being unless you have extreme levels of rage in your system.

Music:

Anything that gets my fat lazy ass moving

Movies:

Can't afford to watch movies...even those cheap pirated DVDs

Television:

Most Extreme Elimination - Those Japanese are CRAZY!!!!

Books:

I can't read too well...so yes, I buy Playboy solely for the pics

Heroes:

Dilbert, Al Bundy, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin