Nick

I edited my profile with a yoghurt pot and some sticky back plastic
Hello, im Nick-im 23 and i live in Stoke (Newcastle to be exact).
Ive realised recently that i have to tread carefully when talking to new people. I have a habit of saying highly offensive/innapropriate things on first contact and have a tendancy to offend people before they get to know me. Of course i dont set out to do this intentionally-i just have a very 'unconventional' sense of humour, but im starting to grasp the fact that not everyone shares my persepctive on things.
I like to think people can talk to me about anything, Ive got a thick skin and i consider myself pretty open minded so theres very little, if anything you can say to me that would make me think you were unintresting/stupid/weird. As it happens i like weird people anyway...but thats a different story.
But please, enough of the 'i got so drunk last night' stories. Dont get me wrong, getting drunk is fun, as is doing stupid, potentially regretful things but if thats all you have to say, youre better off talking to someone else.
What else? Ok i hate people with no manners...This is something that really grates me. It costs NOTHING to be polite and show a bit of respect to others but NOBODY does it. Seriously, where did all the polite people go?!
I LOVE genuine people, people who arent afraid to be themselves - regardless. I love brutal honesty - the world would be such an easy place to live if everyone was more honest with each other.
I love people who are open minded/not judgemental. I also love people who question things, no matter what its about or how stupid or insignificant it might seem. I also wish more people belived in themselves. Its such a shame to see people fail to recognise they have so much potential and that they are so much better than they think they are.
Theres a few final things you should know:
-Im an excellent judge of character
- Rik Mayall is GOD
-Im have a childish and/or disgusting sense of humour
- If i take the piss out of you, it means i like you..not in a bum fun kinda way, i just think youre alright. Got that? Good!
- I have quite poor eyesight, am too vain to wear glasses and cant afford nor want contact lenses so more often that not have trouble making peoples faces out from a distance. Therefore, if it looks like im ignoring you then the odds are i just havent realised its you and youll need to come and punch me to get my attention. Ive had this problem MANY times before so i thought i should explain it!
If you wanna know anythin else then just ask me - im easy... like your mum!
Im so Goth that my life has been rated:
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Created by A spotty teenager with too much time on their hands who probably cant get laid
TELL ME REALLY INANE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nick
Birthday: July 27th 1984
Birthplace: Nazareth
Current Location: Stoke on shite
Eye Color: Blue/green
Hair Color: was red, now brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Prefer right but im good either way
Your Heritage: Irish, like everyone else apparently
The Shoes You Wore Today: They were my shoes, thats all you need to know
Your Weakness: Big eyes
Your Fears: Being a nobody
Your Perfect Pizza: Spicy with plenty of meat, story of my life!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get out of bed before 3pm
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ha
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need a piss
Your Best Physical Feature: My ass
Your Bedtime: Whenever i want
Your Most Missed Memory: Having sex with your mother
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi max/Cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Eugh Mcdonalds if i had to choose
Single or Group Dates: Big sweaty orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bollocks to both
Chocolate or Vanilla: lame questions...
Cappuccino or Coffee: lame questions...
Do you Smoke: Do i look like i smoke?
Do you Swear: Do i fuck
Do you Sing: I try
Do you Shower Daily: Do golden showers count?
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, more fool me
Do you want to go to College: I already been you tool!
Do you want to get Married: Marriage is pointless
Do you belive in yourself: I think therefore i am. Just goes to show Descartes wasnt a complete bellend
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah
Do you think you are Attractive: I think you could do a lot worse
Are you a Health Freak: Mainly in the summer
Do you get along with your Parents: Absolutely, i love my parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: Beats sticking pins in your eyes i spose
Do you play an Instrument: I sing, in a fashion
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Not a chance
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes thanks
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: shopping centre yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Go back to America you daft bastard!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nah
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah and its cool
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah, i went Dogging if that counts?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Im a proper Klepto
Ever been Drunk: More than likely
Ever been called a Tease: Ha no comment
Ever been Beaten up: Sort of
Ever Shoplifted: Doesnt this fall under the 'stolen anythin' category?
How do you want to Die: i want to be Sucked to death by fish
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Iraq
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: So long as theyre big im not fussed
Favourite Hair Color: Dark usually but wierd colours are good too
Short or Long Hair: Longer
Height: Not fussed, rather they didnt tower over me though
Weight: Curves are good
Best Clothing Style: If youre a fashion victim you can fuck right off
Number of Drugs I have taken: Drugs are for losers
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: 8 or 9, i forget. Remember kids...ears dont count
Number of Tattoos: Just the 1, give me time though
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing
GET FUCKED! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF! ..