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Turkysh Tom

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About Me

Y'm here to help destroy the ynternet. Send me a message yf you're confused by anythyng that y say. Before askyng me a question, y shall ask you twenty.Y may not have been on your fryend lyst when you sygned up. Yf you want me to be, clyck "Add to Friends" and swyft me!Also, feel free to buff me what ever buffs you have.Yf you want a tutoryal on HTML/desygnyng your page, y'm Turkysh, don't ask me!!Note: Yf you try to vyew my fryends lyst you won't see all 24,000,000 myllyon people. Thys ys because none of them would clan pls so y no longer fryends wyth them.

My Interests

Ynternet, Movyes, Readyng, Dancyng, Karaoke, Baseball, Language, Culture, Hystory of Communysm, Phylosophy, Syngyng/Wrytyng Musyc, Runnyng, Fyndyng New Food, Weyght Lyftyng, Hykyng, WWI Avyatyon, Travel, Buyldyng alternate communytyes

I'd like to meet:

Y'd like to meet people who heal, buff or swyft me... Y also need someone to go and rezz me. Y've known nothyng else my whole lyfe.

Music:

Bands: Beatles, Superdrag, Jackson 5, Weezer, Sex Pistols, The Carpenters, Vain, Radiohead, Teenage Fanclub, Rocket from the Crypt, Pitchfork, Oasis, Rialto, Supergrass, Travis, The Doors, Cheap Trick, Simple Plan, Alice Cooper, KISS, A*TEENS, The Beach Boys, The Velvet Underground, JourneySolo Artists: Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, Elvis, Brendan Benson, David Bowie, Rick Springfield, Barry Manilow, Paul Stanley Solo Album, Bob Dylan, Rod StewartSingers: Michael Jackson (age 14 & under), Karen Carpenter, Whitney Houston (particularly The Bodyguard soundtrack), George Michael, Louie Louie, Coco Lee, Robin Zander, Frank Sinatra, Steve Perry, Gerard WayAlbums: Appetite for Destruction - Guns & Roses; Life - The Cardigans; A Hard Day's Night - The Beatles; Dookie - Green Day; Blue - Weezer; One Missisipi - Brendan Benson; Two Steps from the Move - Hanoi Rocks; Led Zeppelin I, The Doors, In The Valley of Dying Stars - SuperDrag; Survivor When Seconds Count - Rick Springfield, Working Class DogInstruments: The Er Hu, Piano, certain guitar tones (Rocket from the Crypt, Sex Pistols, Rolling Stones)MySpace Artists: Limbeck, Butch Walker, The Fictions, The Ettes, Feable Weiner, Billionaire Boys Club, Halfway Home, The Pacific, The Honorary Title, Stranded Alone, Kill Hannah, FallOutBoy, Melee, The Shore, The Summer Obsession, Kino, Cary Brothers, The Volunteers, The Howl, Head Automatica, Seel Fresh, Jupiter Sunrise, Keane, Say Anything. Tsar, Much The Same, Plain White T's!

Movies:

Films: Lawrence of Arabia, Ben Hur, Patton, Spartacus, Gandhi, The 10 Commandments, Apocalypse Now, Beauty & The Beast (the cartoon), Thin Red Line, Titanic, Gladiator, The Patriot, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Un Coeur en Hiver, To Live, Happy Times, The Road Home, Not One Less, Ju Dou, Red Sorghum, The Empire of the Sun, Gone With the Wind, The Godfather, 2001, Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner, Deer Hunter, Mean Streets, Grease, Urban Cowboy, Saturday Night Fever, The Sound of Music, Copland, Xiu Xiu, Dances With WolvesDirectors: Kubrick, Francis Copolla, Zhang Yimou, Anh Hung Tran, Steven Spielberg

Television:

Tuned out. Except for SF Gyants. Y rented Band of Turkysh Brothers and lyked that.

Books:

History, Non-Fiction, How-To, George Orwell (mainly the essays), Milan Kundera, The Birth of Tragedy, Untimely Meditations, Beyond Good &; Evil, A Story Like the Wind, How to Pyss off the Englesh spekeyng yn Turkysh and askyng annoyyng random questyons

Heroes:

Lee Kuan Yew, Friedrich Nietzsche, Laurens van der Post, George Orwell, Frederick Dolan (Prof. of Rhetoric, UCB), Lawrence of Arabia, My Mom, Turkey