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Miss Lady

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

About Me

I mostly post poems and short stories I've written in my blogs. I do put personal commentary in there, but edit it out fairly frequently, depending on what I consider timely and relevant. Or what I think is funny. They're open for anyone to read because I like being pretty open about my thoughts. But it creeps me out when people who aren't already my friend on this behemoth subscribe to them...so please don't do that. Let's be straightforward with each other, shall we? Introductions, all around.

My Interests

Knowing people who are at least half as interested in liberating themselves as they are in discussing the oppressive forces of the world. Reading. Writing. Painting. Drawing. Looking at paintings and drawings. Ovaltine. My bed. Live performances of almost anything. Being brutally attached to some fucked-up ideal about truth. Scallion pancakes. Subjectivity vs. Objectivity in the Heavy Weight Championship of the World. The ocean and everything in it. Having it be okay to be touched. Touching others, but not just in that sexual way. Mango smoothies. Making jokes and laughing at the absurdity of the way shit shakes out sometimes. Photography and film. Egyptology. Sculpture. Denial, rage, guilt, bargaining, deferral, acceptance, backsliding into rage then attempting to extract myself through positive meditation; resolution. Not math. Non-adherence to dogma that doesn't make sense to me. Spin art and other chaotic assembleges. Sculpture. My bike. Trying alternatives. Giving a shit. Fuckinglongwalksonbeaches. Cursing and word accretion. Abstractions.

Music:

I can't even get started.

Movies:

Seriously- find Cemetery Man and watch it:

Television:

Halfway Home is my new favorite show. I fucking love Serenity Johnson and Carly Barzac. But I couldn't tell you the night and time to watch it. There are very few programs I follow and basically none that I care too much if I miss.

Books:

I miss you, Kurt. Damn, I gotta write that letter to Salinger before he croaks.

My Blog

Just to deny surrender, if not out of love

Cleopatra wouldn't have it. She'd say "Give me the fucking snake already."   How much of the world has been conquered in sandals? And how many times over? My blistered ankle, Achille's pussy; Pe...
Posted by Miss Lady on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST

It was under the bath rug when I got home

I had to look...I took the cat into bathroom and after a brief pep-talk, set her down in front of the offending insect. She batted at it and it ran, of course. I removed obstacles from Netty's path ...
Posted by Miss Lady on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:04:00 PST

Buggy

So, as I'm about to leave for work this morning a big-ass (okay, in reality the thing was like 2 inches long) centipede jets into my bathroom from under my back door.  Netty was instantly followi...
Posted by Miss Lady on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

Mind-flames lick a tiny effigy to ashes

No shadow, since nothing of substance to cast against light.   Hollow manifestoes jellyfish float:   Excised human tumor reduced to a slight scar.   I bear one visible mark.   Fle...
Posted by Miss Lady on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST

Singular or plural?

Noun ..> Singularsympathy Pluralsympathies..> sympathy (plural sympathies) A mutual relationship between people or things such that they are correspondingly affected by any external action, for...
Posted by Miss Lady on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

Night lover

There is a comfort inbeing alone.Knowing the nightbelongs beside me;my dark amour,my monster, tenderlygnawing the hours,patiently awaitingcompliant supplicationas I wind my willbedward.No struggle,no ...
Posted by Miss Lady on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:26:00 PST

Infrared

This time, Hannah knew she was dreaming. It was mostly due to the fact that she could see in the dark. It brought to mind the countless times when she was a child being told to eat her carrots. She fe...
Posted by Miss Lady on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Movement in stasis

The diaspora began long ago. manifest Destiny for some, but I stay here.   They go West, go East, go South, Down Under.   I tread water and dead man's float in my bed at night to keep warm....
Posted by Miss Lady on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:19:00 PST

Room 515

The hotel desk clerk gave Hannah her key. Room 515. She was so tired, it verged on delirium. There was the slightest twitch in her eye as she nodded thanks to the clerk and turned on her heel towar...
Posted by Miss Lady on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST

distance over time

The formula from some half-ignored algebra class rang in her head: speed equals distance divided by time. Hannah had always had a problem with numbers. Quantifying was not her strongsuit. She remember...
Posted by Miss Lady on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST