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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Byron Michael Athene
Birthday: 16th of April in the year of our Lord 1971
Birthplace: Huddersfield, Yorkshire
Current Location: London, England
Eye Color: Let me have a look...I can't see. I need a mirror, hold on. Okay, brown.
Hair Color: VERY dark brown (seemingly black)
Height: 6' 1" and three quarters
Right Handed or Left Handed: I think I've got both. Oh, sorry, erm, I use the right one more.
Your Heritage: To borrow a word made popular by Damian Marley, 'Jamrock'
The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven't worn any shoes yet as it's quite early. I'll probably put on my trainers though.
Your Weakness: Cherry bakewells and chocolate muffins
Your Fears: The only thing to fear is fear itself?
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm not that fussed, as long as it's got olives, beef, green peppers, red peppers, orange peppers, tandoori chicken, sweetcorn, I'll eat it. Fervently.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting published would be nice.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh no!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I probably SHOULD close my curtains before going to bed
Your Best Physical Feature: It's by far my humility, I'm wicked at that.
Your Bedtime: Mmmmmmmmm bedtime. It's supposed to be half 11 but it's usually closer to half 1.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know, I probably forgot it years ago.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke all the way baby!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds all the way baby!
Single or Group Dates: Group dates al- wait, no, erm, single dates.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I shall gratefully decline both.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'm confused, isn't cappuccino a TYPE of coffee?
Do you Smoke: Not really, no
Do you Swear: Fuck no, I ain't no potty mouth motherfucka.
Do you Sing: Only if I'm really really drunk
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, what type of stinking non-swearing potty mouth motherfucka do you take me for?
Have you Been in Love: I'm not really sure. I thought so at the time but when I look back...
Do you want to go to College: Did that already. Didn't go to all the lessons obviously but aside from the teachers/lecturers, who did?
Do you want to get Married: I think marriage was a man-made device so that men could pretty much 'own' women so yes please. Kidding.
Do you belive in yourself: To quote Tallegeda Nights: "When I wake up in the morning, I PISS excellence..." Yeah I guess I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on rollercoasters?
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not the most UNattractive person I've seen.
Are you a Health Freak: I've suspiciously started to become a lot more health conscious. I say 'suspiciously' because who knows what that subconscious of mine might be up to. It might be trying to lengthen my/its/our life or something sly like that.
Do you get along with your Parents: Can't praise my mum enough.
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I'm not outside in one, sure.
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play a recorder in school? That probably wasn't even worth mentioning was it.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Once or twice
In the past month have you Smoked: Not really, no - remember that answer from above? no?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Well that depends what you constitute as 'drugs' does caffeine count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't think so. Though that might explain why it went so badly.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope but I have been to West Edmonton Mall fairly recently, which is the 2nd biggest mall in the world!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope but sweet sweet chocolate.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: If God wanted us to eat fish raw, she wouldn't have given us the intelligence to devise cookers.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Thank fuckfully no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't think so.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Because of my weight class, I don't think it would be called SKINNY dipping.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Mmmmmmaybe (hic)
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah but I think they were being sarcastic.
Ever been Beaten up: The macho in me is making me say, 'No' but I have lost a few fights.
Ever Shoplifted: Tried it once, almost put my back out.
How do you want to Die: I don't! I want to live on in immortality!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grow up? Yeah...right!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: A greeny, bluey, browny, grey'ey kinda affair
Favorite Hair Color: No preference. Come on, HOW shallow?
Short or Long Hair: Well to be honest, short hair is a bit more practical but long hair feels nice.
Height: Anything between 2 foot 8 and 7 foot 11 would be fine. What? We must cherish our height abnormal friends.
Weight: Anorexics or 30 stone juggernauts need not apply.
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable and classy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Well in my previous life, LOADS **tries to reminisce** I THINK those were the days.
Number of CDs I own: Far too many to count.
Number of Piercings: No intentional ones.
Number of Tattoos: Two cubes on my upper inner forearms.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret's for wimps.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I'll be brief in this typed bit because as you can see I can go on and on and on and on...I like watching music and listening to fil...let me start that again. I like LISTENING to music and WATCHING films, socialising, you know the usual.Slightly unusual though is I've just started sending out excerpts of the novel I've recently completed out to agents. THAT was really shit grammar but the book is tremendously well written, if I'm permitted to be so modest and humble about the whole thing.I started Yang style Tai Chi April 2003 and I like it SOOO much that I imagine I'll be doing it for the rest of my life. Wouldn't really feel confident using it in combat-type deal just yet. I'd probably have to do it for years more before I could confidently rain hides of Winged Crane terror on an unsuspecting punk ass. I also really like the more serene aspects of it, fluidity of motions and tranquility of mind and all that kind of stuff.I became a qualified massage therapist in February 2006. I'm quite chuffed about that to be absolutely honest. I think I'll be the massaging mercenary for now and will do massages as per request as opposed to leaving my job and starting up my own business.
