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kylene

Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

About Me

"I remember one morning getting up at dawn, there was such a sense of possibility. You know, that feeling? And I remember thinking to myself: So, this is the beginning of happiness. This is where it starts. And of course there will always be more. It never occurred to me it wasn't the beginning. It was happiness. It was the moment. Right then." The Hours

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I like to have a martini, two at the very most - after three I'm under the table; after four, I'm under the host. -- Dorothy Parker

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. -- Oscar Wilde

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My Interests

traveling, going on tangents, people watching, messages in bottles, moving in mysterious ways, rare times of sanity, random road trips, absolut citron, movies, being carrie's personal dear abby, girlie girl moments, flirting shamelessly, growing new brain cells, concerts, driving across I90, Technicolor days, Fremont outdoor movies, drinking sangria in the sun, staring out the window at work, corrupting nurit whenever possible, catching fireflies, going out for dinner, the window seats at Barca, hardwood floors, not having to renew my passport again for 10 years, finlandia lime, mixtapes/cds, nyc subways, homemade brunch, walking to the library, cussing someone out in a different language, house-sitting, impromptu bbqs, telling deanna to shut the fuck up, making katy cuss, getting packages delivered, eventually organizing my damn shoes, test driving cars that are more than I make in a year, baby mountain dew cans, yelling at deanna when she's on the phone, waking up with my bangs under control, taking the bus to pike place market, buying new draws at the Rack, fantasizing about shoes at Barney's, prevacation countdowns, playing pinball at my parent's house, embarrassing my brother at work, hearing songs on that I haven't heard in forever, emails from people in my past, hanging out with my grandmother, fountain pens, making katy giggle like a school girl, shocking people that thought they knew me, capturing my cat when she's hiding under the bed, living vicariously through my roommate's sex lives, throwing pillows at Geoffrey, fighting with Dana over the Snoopy glass at Nonni's,picture wars, ocean city chow mien crispy style, secret top missions, Nordstrom rack shoe sales, deciding that I am permanently 22, being distracted by shiny objects, planning my next vacation, writing lists, pretending to be a tuff broad, snuggling on the couch with everyone, being loud, Ballard, smaragdine,never having to really grow up, being a sucker for a cold nose and paws, knowing exactly what it takes to make my cat purr, working to live...not living to work, singing my dog's theme song, napping in the sun on alki, ice cream cones, getting scared at dumb movies and admitting it,making people happy, im'ing when I'm supposed to be working, getting text messages, being outside, hearing seagulls from my bedroom window, coming home after being gone for a long time...

I'd like to meet:

Someone as wonderful as my boyfriend, Todd. He’s the only one that knows when I need some hard drum and bass mixed with some Frankie. Beat that.
Besides, see how cute he is:

I know, I know. Having a relationship with an electronic device is unsafe, but I can’t help it. At least he doesn't steal my underwear.

Music:

u2,Groove Armada, Jamiroquai, Basement Jaxx, Faithless, The Guess Who, The Doors, Chemical Brothers, Van Morrison, Cubata, PM Dawn, Frank Sinatra, Rabbit in the Moon, Aphrodite, Bob Marley, Dave Matthews Band, Eve, Mozart, Everclear, Jill Scott, Earth Wind and Fire, Glenn Miller, Dr Dre, Ice Cube, Sean Paul, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Beenie Man, Fatboy Slim, Sly & The Family Stone, The Who, Floetry, Nas, DJ Premier,Talib Kweli,The Roots, Jurassic 5, De La Soul, Common, Method Man, Redman,The Beatnuts, Del, Heirogryphics, Tricky, Massive Attack, Jet, Erykah Badu, Maxwell, David Gray, Guru, Kanye West, John Legend, 311, MIA, Coldplay, Kaiser Chiefs, The Killers, Mon Frere, Blue Scholars, System of a Down, Korn, Matisyahu, Benny Goodman, Barry White, D'Angelo, Prince

Movies:



Television:

CSI, Law and Order (ol skool SVU and CI), What Not To Wear, those silly wife swap shows, No Reservations. Plus Grey's Anatomy has made me its bitch. Goddamnit.

Books:

It Was On Fire When I Lay Down On It , Mr Maybe, The Professor and the Madman, The Great Gatsby, Fodor's Travel Guides, American exorcism expelling demons in the land of plenty, Sex with Kings 500 years of adultery power rivalry and revenge, Kitchen Confidential, A Cook's Tour, Threads, Charlie Brown's Dictionary, Murder on the Orient Express, Behave Yourself!, Don't sleep with the drummer, Post Secret

Heroes:

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." --Tyler Durden

La miei madre, padre, nonna, nonno, fratello ed amici che lo stupiscono giornaliere. And anyone who lives like everyday is adventure...

My Blog

A sad flea....

Notice something missing?  Yes, I know it's a crap cameraphone picture... work with me. My poor stereo is currently at the stereo "doctor".  It can only play the radio through one channel a...
Posted by kylene on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST

Remember remember....

Remember, remember, the 5th of NovemberThe Gunpowder Treason and plot ;I know of no reason why the Gunpowder TreasonShould ever be forgot.Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,'Twas his intent.To blow up the King a...
Posted by kylene on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST

Katy and I found out the real reason we live with Deanna...

I'll set the scene.  I'm upstairs reading my email, Katy's down in her room watching Sex in the City.  All of the sudden....Katy screams bloody murder and I run downstairs. And what did I f...
Posted by kylene on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:08:00 PST

Saturday night...

You know when you've had a good night when you've 1. Got vodka on your suede heels and didn't care 2. Managed to get away from the fugly toothed wonder 3. Made it past one am without any drama BUT......
Posted by kylene on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

Bang bang bang

Nothing bad about waking up with my own cat sleeping on my parent's couch with me and my doggie on the floor.  I could have done without the fucking roofers next door starting work at 6...
Posted by kylene on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST

so....

*Took my cat and dog to the vet (my cat managed to find a way out of her carrier on the way home...nothing worse than trying to drive a stick and cradling a scared cat)*Started cleaning my room (than...
Posted by kylene on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:01:00 PST

vacation vacation vacation

Last year (right now) i was wandering through Europe with Jo and Dion. IF you want to be technical, I was in Amsterdam with a mad crazy shroom hangover and saw my favorite band live in the best 'seat...
Posted by kylene on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:01:00 PST

tgi...wednesday

hahaha...today was my friday and you all have to work tomorrow!hopefully it'll be sunny at white river so i can get tan while rocking out. I'll have to remind katy to bring sunscreen.mental note: bro...
Posted by kylene on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:14:00 PST

He does exist!

How many people can say that they met not only the man that gets away with comparing things to fisting on TV, but happens to be one of their heroes?Not many, I assure you. But i fucking DID! Yesterd...
Posted by kylene on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:00:00 PST

this day fucking sucked

So, let's go over why Tuesday, May 23rd sucked my nuts: 1. Got stuck traffic for an hour and a half.  goddamn stalled car on the 520 bridge keeping me from Redmond.  BAH 2. Almost ran out of...
Posted by kylene on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:45:00 PST