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About Me



Been craving brains lately, have you? That could
be because you are a zombie. I'd beware people
toting shotguns if I were you.

The Zombie Movie Survival Quiz
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You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You
were brought back from the grave by exposure to
245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of
spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead.
You are virtually indestructible, as even
burning you up will create Zombie Rain and
raise more zombies.

What kind of Zombie are you?
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You Are Glenn

Which Misfit Are You?
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My Interests

If we don't experience life as all the ultimate possibilities it really is, if we categorize it, catalogue it and stuff it into compartments labeled sacred and profane, we gradually succumb to acedia, a deathlike state which poses as existence. Acedia is the goddess of depression, sadness, and false angels of hope, like Prozac. Acedia is also the goddess of inertia, the death knell for humanity. She sees to it that even as we try to awaken, we remain mind-numbingly asleep to the beauty and purpose of life. She dulls our senses so we live safe and separate from nature, in dwellings which off-gas and poison us, surrounded by toxic lawns and asphalt. She and her consort, Lord GNP, whisper to us that trees are mere commodities, resources for economic growth, fodder for "necessities" like Pampers and McDonalds. And under their spell we pave paradise, put up parking lots, cut our own lifelines, and call it progress. -Carolyne Pion (from her Ecommunion)

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I'd like to meet:

Looking for my next victim,he must be tall, have a thing for Satan, Strippers, and alcohol. Must like rusty spoons...You can contact me via aim also at XxSynthoidxXx,so IM me biotches.

Music:

The Addicts, The Misfits, Ramones, The Slits, T.S.O.L., Minor Threat, Black Flag, Al and the cholics, Screwdriver, AYSLUM, 69 eyes, Dropkick Murphys, Slayer, Lunachicks, L7, Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, Ministry, The Cramps, Transplants,Christian Death, The Bastards, Le Tigre, Dead Kennedys, Alien Sex Fiend, Tiamat, Social D, Skinny Puppy, Ogre, The Smiths, and Many More

Movies:

Willy Wonka, Dead Man, Shock Treatment, Mondo Trasho, Susperia, Gremlins, Meet the Feebles, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, NightMare Before Christmas, Ghost World, Gummo, Doom Generation, Nowhere, The Living End,

Television:

Kill yur TeeVee!!!! Radiation Brainwashing

Books:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earthby Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967[Spanish, Croation]1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.9. Do not harm little children.10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.The Nine Satanic Statementsfrom The Satanic Bible, ©1969by Anton Szandor LaVey[français]1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Heroes:

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I, Jessica Berry, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire estate to the Town Drunk. I do this because I like the cut of their jib.

My only regret in this life was that I wasn't evil enough.

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My Blog

How to make a Jessicka....

How to make a JessickaIngredients:5 parts mercy1 part silliness5 parts egoMethod:Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little wisdom if desired!Username:http://www.go-quiz.com/cock...
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How will you be defined in the dictonary?

Jessica --[noun]:A person who has the ability to be invisible'How">http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83">'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at http://www.quizgalaxy.com" style="color: #F...
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What kind of Sociopath are you????

Your Results:Antisocial Personality DisorderDiagnosis: AntiSocial Personality Disorder, marked by the following: Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviours as indicated by re...
Posted by slit-your-wrist-for-satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Suicide Quiz...

Take the quiz: "Method of Suicide"DrowningLike the darkness that consumes you, your method of suicide is Drowning....
Posted by slit-your-wrist-for-satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST