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Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

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About Me


I know my gender says male, but really, what is a gender but a label that is imposed on you to make you feel inferior to everyone including yourself, so really, I am niether male nor female. I like to pull people's insides out with sporks. I like talking to nail bunny. If you talk to me, I'll probably kill you, you fuck.
Your Perfect Homicide...
Name / Username
Your victim: Some person who thought you were a "friend" but really, you hate their guts
Your weapon: A spork
Your favorite part of the whole thing: When you said "See? I told you I'd kill you"
Then what do you do? Run around dancing naked
Will you get caught? Yeah... but you were content... you had fun. :)
This cool quiz by Shuurei_no_Senshi - Taken 48 Times. New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice ! BULLSHIT!!!!!! I NEVER GET CAUGHT....NEVER!!! AND I WOULD NEVER RUN AROUND NAKED!!!! I MUST KILL THIS QUIZ MAKER WHO TELLS LIES!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Victims.

My Blog

Mr. Samsa

Don't be silly. Mr. Samsa, I'm afraid I must kill you again. Sometimes I wish I didn't kill Mr. Samsa every time. Even though he mocks me.....he is nice company.
Posted by on Tue, 17 May 2005 22:57:00 GMT

I'm Back

Well....I know I've been gone for a while but I've been busy. It's hard work trying to rehabilitate yourself. Alas, it's not worth it. It didn't work for me. I just don't see the point. So, here I am....
Posted by on Tue, 08 Mar 2005 22:44:00 GMT

Election Day

I've decided that just for today I'm going to take a break in my killings. I think it's more important right now that people get out there and vote (for Kerry...if you want to vote Bush I'll kill you ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Nov 2004 22:38:00 GMT

Juice Squeeze

I'm drinking a juice squeeze. It's red...which kind of makes me sick because it reminds me of blood. You all know how I feel about bodily fluids. Anyway...that's all I wanted to say for now. Bye bye.
Posted by on Mon, 25 Oct 2004 01:53:00 GMT

Insomnia

My insomnia disturbs me. Yet...I can't remember ever sleeping. Hmm. Could it be that I am in a constant state of hallucination? Could it be I am a mere manifistation of someone else's disturbed mind? ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Oct 2004 02:30:00 GMT

I feel sick

There's too much shit everywhere. I feel like I need to escape....but I just can't fucking seem to. Sometimes I feel stuck to a wall...like an old, ugly picture in a lonely part of an old house. I wis...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Oct 2004 16:04:00 GMT

Banana Slugs

Last night I was walking on the campus of UC Santa Cruz in California. I saw a group of fucking college students playing with an orange frisbee. I had the feeling that they were going to hit me with t...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Oct 2004 13:24:00 GMT