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reez is in Vegas till the 1st

tremendous cream fuck a dollar and a dream

About Me

I sell toys to kids and people who think they're kids. Lately i've been travelling the country making kids eat their boogers for free stuff. Hopefully i can retire soon and go fishing. I hate coffee but i love NY pizza. Life is rough

My Interests

stalking chicks with lower back tattoos preferrably a butterfly or some chinese shit that they think they know what it means, becoming a professional demolition derby driver

I'd like to meet:

shredders, havers of fun, Scotty Cranmers mom

Music:

both kinds

Movies:

Gummo, and anything by John Waters

Television:

I have a TV taller than me thats used exclusively for PS2 hockey...what a waste

Books:

The dirt-motley crue book-best shit everLayout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Browse Layouts

Heroes:

George Steinbrenner of course