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Catfish does tricks on his bicycle

I want to get married. Any takers?

About Me

My name is Zachary. 80% of the time I answer to Catfish. I know its a bad nickname and maybe we can discuss how silly it is over dinner. I have lived in Ohio my entire life and complain about it every day. I would have moved out of here 5 years ago but I somehow have held on to my dream job so I am staying put. I work for DK Bicycles and get to travel a ton with a bunch of awesome guys that I babysit. BMX bikes weren't cool 10 years ago and probably won't be cool in 10 years...I'll still be riding though. Thanks to all the people that told me to grow up and quit..good thing I listened to you assholes. Enjoy your cubicles. I love doing awesome things knowing that something awesomer is on the horizon. I know that awesomer isn't a word. I have a dog. She bites people.I have an ego...he bites me. I love my life and the people that helped me get to this point. I have acomplished everything i could possibly want to in life and I'm just getting started. I've already been around the world once this year and its only February.I also like making fun of dudes that love sports. Put the beer down and pick up a fucking football if you have the balls to wear a football jersey to a bar douchebag. Ohio sucks for that..everybody is a fan.I cherish the fact that i am an ACTIVE PARTICIPANT not a sideline sally. You guys can be fans...I'll be at the skatepark with the AC on.You are allowed to talk shit on the internet if you can drop-in on vert.

My Interests

BMX. Travel. Art. Hip-Hop. Admiring the dents in the trunk of my car that a fat girls fat fat leg and fat foot caused. Burning my dogs nose with a lighter. Eating Red Lobster. Riding flatland, riding ramps, riding dirt ramps, riding vert ramps, riding curbs, riding wet grass, finding manual challenges, riding banks, riding bank to walls, riding bank to fences, riding bank to trees, riding bank to cars, doing hang nothings as long as possible, doing ally-oop double pegs as long as possible. playing my friends on video games, galaga, gambling, the wheel of fortune slot machines at the Hard Rock, the art of seduction, avocados, bmx culture, a babys soft spot, good pens, third gear, 2 live crew, the written word and rolling backwards on my bike on the back tire without the pedals moving.

I'd like to meet:

A girl that is looking to meet a guy like me.David Koresh. Charlie Chaplin. Slevin.Any of the street kids from the UK that I have read about forever Cox, Cookie, Marv, all of them bloaks.Anyone that has a passion in life.Anybody that I have spit on.Anyone that can do a manual.Anyone that knows who Josh White is.Anyone that wants to learn.
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Music:

Hip-hop. The sweet sweet sound of me CRUSHING someone in an MC battle. My newborn babys' death rattle. I like a lot of music. A good portion of it involves an 808.

Movies:

The System video. Dorkin in York 1-10. Joe Kid on a Stingray.My moms private storys. Baco 1-10, 4,5,6, Shadow Video, ROAD FOOLS 15, FACAD video.

Television:

If you lead a fufilled, complete, and exciting life there is no need to live vicariously through fictional characters on a electric screen. Unless they are naked.This may be the best quote of my life.

Books:

The Game. The Ride of My Life.

Heroes:

Mat Hoffman, Peter North, people that kidnap people, Kevin Jones, Chad Degroot,Brian Kachinsky, Mat Sparks, Quinn Semling, Daniel Dhers, Neil Strauss, Leigh Ramsdell, Tobias Wicke, Matt Berringer, Scotty Cranmer.Whoever takes George W. out first.