"Sorry Your Not......Danny B Chav Killa"

About Me

Hey my name's danny b. i enjoy playing football, rugby, cricket and tennis. I love MUSIC it is one of the biggest parts of my life well that and girls thats mainly my life lol oh yeah and friends can't forget you now can we. i fucking hate chavs but if you think you can try and change my mind about what i think of you guys you can leave a message or something will be well funny! i don't really know what to type here where abouts on the page does it come up anyway is it the bit in the middle or just down the side hmmm??
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!. You Bcunh of Pckris!
.. You scored as Emo. Your Totaly Emo!

Emo

90%

Rocker, Mosher

85%

Trendy

65%

Skater

65%

Goth

50%

Prepy

35%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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My Interests

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Ohhhhhh I'll use this space for some random quotes!!

"There's no chance of Sol leaving for Arsenal. He is a Spurs fan and there's not a hope in hell of him playing in an Arsenal shirt" - Totenham Chairman David Buchler

"Well, I think Arsenal will either win or lose the championship this year." - Graham Taylor

"We didn't think he would play on Sunday because he was suspended - that makes me think he has all the qualities to join Arsenal! (on signing Jose Reyes)" Arsene Wenger.

"I would love this place to be my garden! [Arsenal's old stadium]" - Thierry Henry

Funny Beckham quotes!

"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time" - Wtf!!

"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had"

"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player. - lol volatile not versitile fool!!!

"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7" - Errrr

Ron Akinson

"Suker - first touch like a camel" - eerrr NO

"Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's. Movement and positioning" - yes i'm sure Ron!

"The Bulgarian players are tried and trusted. Well, I'm not sure they can be trusted"

"I would not say David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better" - TWAT

"Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside" - Haha as always

"Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it" - I doubt it!

Other randoms!

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league" Mark Viduka - Err not possible sorry viduka!

"More football later, but first let's see the goals from the Scottish Cup final" Des Lynam - Hah

"Dennis Wise, Vinnie Jones and John Fashanu must be turning in their graves" Calton Palmer - why have you murdered them all??

"I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly" Andy Gray - I'm Sure the players do :P

"You will laugh when I say this, but I did not see the incident" Arsene Wenger - Lol Clasic wenger!!

"When Manchester United are at their best I am close to orgasm" Gianluca Vialli - Good for you!!

"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1" Lawrie McMenemy - erm no you shouldn't otherwise they would have to cheat??

"The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath" Terry Butcher - Yeah everyone remembers when Jack beat goliath

"I can't even remember when the Seventies was" Robbie Keane - Another dumb totenham player!

"Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford" Jimmy Hill - eh?? come again?

"The Brazilians aren't as good as they used to be, or as they are now" Kenny Dalglish - er i don't get ya?!?

"Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 Internationals out there today" Steve Lomas - ROFL

"The immortal Jackie Milburn died today" Cliff Morgan - How if he's immortal??

Music:

2Pac
3 Doors Down
36 Crazyfists

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A Static Lulabye Aiden
AFI
...And you will know us by the trail of the dead
Alterbridge
ARCTIC MONKEYS
AS I LAY DYING
Atreyu
A7X

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Babyshambles
Billy Talent
Blackout
BLEEDING THROUGH
The Bled
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE

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CHIMAIRA
Children of Bodom
CKY
Coldplay
Cradle of Flith
Creed

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Damian Rice
Disturbed
Dimmu Borgir

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Eighteen Visions
ENTER SHAKIRI
Eminem

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FallOut Boy
Fear Factory
FELL SILENT
From Autumn to Ashes
Funeral For A Friend

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GLC
God Forbid
Gorrillaz

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Halo
Hammerfall
Hawthorn Hieghts
HIM
HONDO MACLEAN
Hundred Reasons

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Incubus
InMe
In Flames
It's Number 12 Time

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Kanye West
The Killers
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
Korn

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Linkin Park
Lost Phophets

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N*E*R*D
Napalm Death
Nile

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Maroon 5
Mastadon
Mudvayne
My Chemical Romance

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Our Lady Peace
The Ordinary Boys

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PANIC! AT THE DISCO
Poison The Well
Placebo

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Ramones
Rancid
Razorlight
Road Runner United

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SCARYKIDS SCARING KIDS
Send More Paramedics!
Senses Fail
Sex pistols
Simple Plan
Skindred
Slipknot
Soil
Soilwork
SOAD
Sonic Youth
Summerfall
Stone Sour

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Tenatious D
The Haunted
TGUK
The tokyo Dragons
Transplants
Travis
TRIVIUM
The Used

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UNDEROATH

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QOTSA
Plus loads more music is my life

Movies:

Saw
Saw 2
Rocky(all)
The Cinderella Man
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
Wolf Creak

Television:

Check them out they are the sex!!!

Books:

uuurrrmmm.....don't read much but have been reading lots of ben elton!! he's hillairious!!

Heroes:

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My Blog

Friday Night/Yesterday morning/last Night!

So Friday night we had our weekly poker night!! Me, Mike, Luke, Hal and Dan played tonight Dan brought some henessy which i helped him drink i say helped i drank it all lol! anyway he was being a...
Posted by "Sorry Your Not......Danny B Chav Killa" on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:45:00 PST

CHAVS!!!

Just got bored so i thought i'd enligthen you all in the way of the chav and how to counter it lol!!! I wrote this ages ago it was on my msn space! A typical chav is easily recognisable by his fake bu...
Posted by "Sorry Your Not......Danny B Chav Killa" on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:24:00 PST