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Hollyanna

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About Me

If I were an element, I’d be fire; energetic, artistic, passionate, easily excitable, but lacking patience. If I were a drink, I’d be a Maker’s Manhattan, sweet, with just a bit of bite, only good when done right. If I were a food, I’d be mashed potatoes and gravy, warm and comforting, the kind your mama likes; but probably good only in moderation. If I were a candy, I would be red vines; sweet and addictive and just a little bit twisted. If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be pointy black heels; sexy and frivolous, and yet, oddly practical. If I were an animal, I’d be a koala bear; cute and snuggly with long nails and a tendency to be vicious when provoked. If I were a day, I’d be Wednesday; not too early, not too late, the sort of day that can be a stay-at-home-and-vegetate day or a rock-the-bar-until-they-kick-you-out sort of day. If I were a color, I’d be orange; associated with the sun, warmth, fire and circus peanuts.
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My Interests

Writing, theatre, producing, journalism, reading, photography, dancing, good poetry in smoky bars, bad karaoke in smoky bars, Burning Man, fire dancing, Goodwill, candy (particularly anything gummi) and, um, frogs.

I'd like to meet:

For God's sake, someone I can carry on an intelligent conversation with.

Music:

Nouvelle Vague, The Shins, KT Tunstall, Joan Jett, Cake, TMBG, Barenaked Ladies (old stuff), Green Day, Liz Phair, The Pixies, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Decemberists, Pearl Jam, Moby, Beck, Madeleine Peroux, Robbie Williams, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, and yes, still f-ing James Taylor.

Movies:

There's a long list of movies that I will sit through, but I hardly ever "see movies." At least not in the sense that people go out or stay in with the intention of seeing a movie. Mostly, I get distracted by the shiny box every now and then and see something I don't hate.

Television:

See above reference to "shiny box."

Books:

Devil in the White City, Assassination Vacation, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West; The Lovely Bones; Lucky; Hypocrite in a Poufy White Dress; Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants; Sex, Drugs and Coco Puffs; Naked; Me Talk Pretty Someday, and I recently fell in love with Neal Stephenson for this paragraph..."The tables of the Philosophical Language were finished: a vast fine-meshed net drawn through the Cosmos so that everything known in Heaven and Earth, was trapped in one of its myriad cells. All that was needed to identify a particular thing was to give its location on the tables, which could be expressed as a series of numbers. Wilkins came up with a system for assigning names to things, so that by breaking a name up into its component syllables, one could know its location on the Tables, and hence what thing it referred to."...And this one..."'Latin is-' 'I know, the universal language of scholars and divines, et cetera, et cetera. And it sounds so lovely, doesn't it? You can say any sort of nonsense in Latin and our feeble University men will be stunned, or at least profoundly confused. That's how the Popes have gotten away with peddling bad religion for so long-- they simply say it in Latin. But if we were to unfold their convoluted phrases and translate them into philosophical language, all of their contradictions and vagueness would become manifest'" Both of those bits appeal to the word nerd in me...ooh..I can just feel the hairs on my neck prickle.

Heroes:

Mae West, for having balls and my dad, for having a heart.

My Blog

Learning to Breathe

*NOTE: I posted this in my blog, but I am not sure how many MySpacers read that and it's been so goddamn long since I've posted anything. Nonetheless, sorry for the double-up.The last time I wrote som...
Posted by Hollyanna on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:14:00 PST

Tango de Gravedad

Today is the birthday of Sir Isaac Newton. (He'd be 364, for those of you counting). The book I've been reading (for the past three months now!) Quicksilver, talks a lot about Mr. Newton, his studies,...
Posted by Hollyanna on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:06:00 PST

Beautiful

BeautifulHer hands are paper and bonestretched, brown and fragile, strangeas her dappled fingerstuck a cigarette behind her ear.She was never beautiful to me,always smelling of myrtle wood and Camels,...
Posted by Hollyanna on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:46:00 PST

Holly Jolly

I believe it was the late Sammy Cahn who said "Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful and since we've no place to go... the snow can go f@k itself."Ok, so the last part wa...
Posted by Hollyanna on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:38:00 PST

On being a princess

So, I am sure that I don't have to remind you all that I am a princess. But you may ask yourself, what the hell does that mean?Much to the dismay of my word-nerd friends, I use this title quite loosel...
Posted by Hollyanna on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:21:00 PST

On cheese, karaoke and fear

In a rare moment of heightened internet connectedness (the wind must be blowing my way) I have decided to write yet another blog about the inner workings of my mind. Yes, I know you all love these thi...
Posted by Hollyanna on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST

Lost

LostHe told me I was lost.Stranded."I feel sick"I said, certain I needed the sunor perhaps a little rainon my skin to remind me where I was, buthe was busy laying rails beneath my feet,building tracks...
Posted by Hollyanna on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:30:00 PST

Sleep, schmeep.

It is not uncommon knowledge that I don't sleep. It's not that I don't like to. In fact, when I am tired, there's nothing more I want to do than curl up like a cat and snooze in a sunbeam. Unfortunate...
Posted by Hollyanna on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:02:00 PST

Salt

SaltOn the eve of ThanksgivingMy head awhirl with thoughts of broken promises,I dropped a fat turkey into murky brinerealizing too late that my hands were cracked and dryWashing only made it worsedilu...
Posted by Hollyanna on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST

My Story

My StoryThis is my storyNot a romance novelNot an ugly duckling turned princessNot misunderstood Snow WhiteNor the impetuous mermaid in need of legs to find loveDespite all my efforts,I'm no Holden Ca...
Posted by Hollyanna on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:27:00 PST