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TOMMAYHEM

Proudly putting the F U back in fun . . .

About Me

What the heck do you want to know about me? I'm pretty frickin' rad! I like hanging with great people, laughing, and enjoying life . . . 'cause that's what it's all about yo. I'm usually down for anything. I'm a classic "guy's guy" - my buddies love me, girlies think I'm a handful. I'm also Irish so ya know what you're getting yourself into . . . Wanna know more? Gotta ask me! ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------------------------------
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Ultimate 'About Me'
by Sooz_123
001. What is Your Name? Tomasino de lo Hofferto
002. How old are you? 32
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? You're lookin' at it homes . . .
General
004. What is your height? 5'10"
005. Do you have any siblings? Yep, one younger sister
006. What is your eye colour? Hazel
007. What is your hair colour? Brown
008. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Nope
009. Are you right handed or left handed? Both, right to the grill!
010. Do you have any piercings? Not any more
011. Do you smoke? Nope
012. Do you swear? Yep
013. Do you get along with your parents? Yep
014. Your heritage Irish & Norweigen
015. Your fears Failing at anything
016. Goal you would like to achieve this year Win
017. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger OMG
018. Best Physical Feature Ass!!!
019. Your bedtime 2:00am
020. What time do you arise in the morning? 7:00am
021. First thoughts waking up? Damn it's early
022. Do you shower daily? Twice
This Or That?
023. Bright or dark room? Dark
024. Chocolate or vanilla? Coffee Heath Bar
025. Dogs of cats? Dogs
026. Pepsi or Coke? Sobe Diet Mango
027. McDonalds or Burger King? Big Town Hero
028. Ant or Dec? Huh?
029. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? Crystal Lt.
030. Cappuccino or Coffee? Coors Lt.
In the last month have you...
031. Drank alcohol? Yep
032. Gone to a mall? Yep
033. Eaten a box of Oreos? Nope
034. Eaten sushi? Yep
035. Been on stage? Yep
036. Been dumped? Nope
037. Gone skinny dipping? I wish!
038. Stolen Anything? Nope
Have you ever...
039. Laughed for no reason? Sure
040. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Yep
041. Been in love? Yep
042. Fired a gun? Lots of 'em
043. Been drunk? Yep
044. Been called a Tease? Yep
045. Been beaten up? Yep, it's what we do . . .
046. Shoplifted? Nope
What was the last....
047. Furry thing you touched? It ain't furry no more!
048. Thing you've said? See ya tonight
049. Song you've listened to? Cowboys from Hell - Pantera
050. (Who was the last) person you've spoken to on the phone? Jedimadiah
051. Movie you watched? Godfather II
052. Thing you were doing before this? Working
053. Time you cried? Derek's Funeral
054. Song you've sang? Sweet Home Alabama
055. Time you looked at the clock? No idea
056. Food and drink you've had? Salad
057. Flavour of gum you've chewed? Peach
058. Shoes you've worn? Kenneth Cole
059. Store you've been in? Nordstrom
Favourite...
060. Planet? Earth
061. Age you've been so far? Right now
062. Season? Summer
063. Number? 52
064. TV show? The Ultimate Fighter
065. Flower? Those little blue ones
Random...
066. How much cash do you have on you? $80.00
067. What's a word that rhymes with 'door'? More
068. What T-Shirt are you wearing? Jeremy Horn Signature Shirt
069. What brand of shoes are you wearing? Sandals
070. What did your last text message say? Get here NOW!!!
071. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching a movie
072. What's your current desktop picture? Matt Hughes vs/ BJ Penn fight picture
073. What's a word that you say a lot? Beer
074. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Black
075. How is the weather right now? Beautiful
076. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair
077. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nope
078. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? Yep
079. Who would you like to see right now? Family
080. How many pillows do you sleep with? One
081. Would you go on a date with someone on MySpace? Yep
082. How do you want to die? Smiling
083. What do you want to be when you grow up? Country Music Singer
084. What country would you most like to visit? Italy
085. How many CDs do you own? Countless
086. How many things, in your past, do you regret? Many, but forgiving one's self is muy importante!
087. Do you think you are attractive? Yep
088. Do you believe in yourself? Yep
089. Do you want to get married? Yep
In a boy/girl...
090. Favourite eye colour? Brown
091. Favourite hair colour? Brown with highlights
092. Short or long hair? Long
093. Height? 5'6"
094. Weight? 120lbs
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My Interests

MMA, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Machado BJJ, Ice Hockey, Submission Wrestling, Wakeboarding, Guns, Yoga, White Water Rafting, Cooking, Traveling, Snowboarding, Camping, Boozin' and Coors Lt., Good Karma, naughty chicks, sand between my toes, and seeing shit I ain't neva seen before . . .

I'd like to meet:

Bo & Luke Duke, Ninjas, Yoda, Wayne Gretzky, Renato Sobral, ABBA, Adam Foote, Chuck Liddell (again), and people who are real AND cool, NOT real cool.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tomas de lo Hofferto
Birthday: 04/23/74
Birthplace: Salem Hospital
Current Location: A beautiful 1927 house in NE
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lots of both, right to your grill!
Your Heritage: Irish and Norweigen
The Shoes You Wore Today: Danska's
Your Weakness: Chicks
Your Fears: Failure at anything
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Green Peppers, Tomato
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Clean my gutters

Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy hell it's early!

Your Best Physical Feature: My ass of course
Your Bedtime: 1:00am
Your Most Missed Memory: Borrego Springs with the Grandparents
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Barq's
MacDonalds or Burger King: Big Town Hero
Single or Group Dates: Both are fun with the right person
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Wild Turkey
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ben & Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coors Lt.
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Ahhh, yeah
Do you Sing: Only when requested
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: My resume states: "Over-educated"
Do you want to get Married: Sure if "the one" stumbles blindly into my life
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd do me
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Do you play an Instrument: The accoustic guitar . . . but not well!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep

In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope

In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: Lots of times . . . trainings a bitch
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope dammit!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Ahh . . . yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: All the time, it's what we do!
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Laughing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Country music singer

In a Boy/Girl..

Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown usually, but blondes sometimes make me blush
Short or Long Hair: Usually long
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 125lb
Best Clothing Style: Modern, relaxed fit but not too baggy
Number of Drugs I have taken: I am high on life baby!
Number of CDs I own: Countless
Number of Piercings: None any more
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few, but that's part of the learning experience called life

Music:

Unwritten Law, Waylon Jennings, HIM, Depeche Mode, Lynyrd Skynyrd, NIN, Crossfade, Pantera, Floater, 3EB, Mudvayne, cKy, David Gray, Shinedown, Keane

Movies:

Slapshot, Office Space, Donnie Darko, Seven, 21 Grams, Lucky Number Sleven, Boondock Saints, Crash, Murderball, Heat, Carlito's Way, Garden State, Sin City

Television:

The Ultimate Fighter, NHL Center Ice package, South Park, The Colbert Report, Dukes of Hazard, and Sportscenter. Those Laguna Beach chicks really turn me on too . . . haha!

Books:

99 problems but a book ain't one . . . just kiddin'! I like "Who's Your Caddy?" by Rick Reilly, "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu, and "Good to Great" by Jim Collins

Heroes:

People who live life at full throttle. My sister Janie is walking perfection and my most treasured gift. My parents, who always accept me, regardless of my countless flaws. My Grandfather, who taught me leadership, toughness, compassion, humor, professionalism, and family values. Finally, my dear friends who have walked with me, sometimes laughing, sometimes bleeding, but always side-by-side with chins high.

My Blog

Update

For those MMA people or those who have watched any of us wrestle and spar, I've taken a gob of time off, relaxed, just trying to clear the mind.  I have been playing...
Posted by TOMMAYHEM on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:26:00 PST

Ebert and Hoffert

In this installment of Movie Reviews, I present two films that I recommend viewing, although neither are for the light at heart: 1. Alpha Dog - Pure grit, anger, and deception.  Having spent...
Posted by TOMMAYHEM on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST

Ice Hockey Schedule

The following is my ice hockey schedule for those who like to come watch beer league hockey.  All games take place on Monday nights at Sherwood Ice Arena, located at 20407 SW Borchers Dr. Sherwoo...
Posted by TOMMAYHEM on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:51:00 PST