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OB Juan

Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf.

About Me

I'm Brian aka Olivier aka OB Juan. I watch MMA. Like, a lot. All other sports on the planet pale in comparison to mixed martial arts. I cannot think of anything better than a good fight. I don't really train so I guess I'm an armchair warrior..............FYI, BloodyKnux is the best little MMA site on the planet.............I'm a music lover. Life would be void w/out tunes. I don't play any instruments or anything myself which pretty much makes me a great big poseur on all fronts. That's alright............I'm dyspraxic... left-handed, too............ I wish I knew how to break dance............. I was never political until W started fucking up the planet and have since discovered that I'm a lefty in that respect as well............ I try to be a movie buff but I'm not really................ I heart taco salad!........... I've recently started learning a bit of html and web design. http://www.geocities.com/objuan777/OB_home.html

My Interests

2 Skinnee Js -
What Went Wrong?

I'd like to meet:

Mike Patton, Tori Amos, David Lynch, Arthur C. Clarke, Albert Einstein, Kevin Smith, Picasso, Elvis Presley, Genki Sudo, Stanley Kubrick, and Fedor Emelianenko (in no particular order)

Music:



Thievery Corporation, Massive Attack, Faith No More, Tori Amos, 2 Skinnee Js, TOOL, Claypool, Dan the Automater, Cibo Matto, Stevie Wonder, Bungle, DJ Dan, Armand Van Helden, Tricky, The White Stripes, Vincent and Mr Green, Fishbone, Living Colour, The Cult, Esthero, Bjork, Tomahawk, The Mars Volta, John Frusciante, Four Tet, Midwest Product, Sonic Youth, Pomeroy, Sneaker Pimps, Jamiroquai, Ben Harper, Fort Minor, Daughter Darling, Emeliana Torrini, Tribe, Lovage, Medeski Martin and Wood, Cash, Portishead, Spearhead, The Cult, Groove Collective, St Germain, The Brand New Heavies .................... Lately I've been more into trip hop, acid jazz, house, dub, lounge kind of stuff. My roots are mostly rock with some jazz, funk, hip hop, and reggae. Pretty much anything w/ soul and a good beat. Not a big fan of the country.

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, Session 9, The Fountain, Dune, Kung Pow, Donnie Darko, Dark City, Super Troopers, Kill Bills, Pi, Caddy Shack, Sin City, Pootie Tang, True Romance, The Mechanic, Nightmare Before Xmas, Monty Python, Nowhere, This is Spinal Tap, Evil Dead trilogy, Slackers, High Tension, The Descent, Top Secret!, Team America, Orgazmo, There's Something About Mary, Anchorman, Oldboy, Waking Life, Eraserhead, Best of Show, The Princess Bride, American Psycho, Snatch, Run Ronnie Run, Requiem for a Dream, Naughty Nympho Nurses 9

Television:

Mainly Comedy Central with some Spike TV, G4, and Discovery in there. I mostly rely on Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Bill Maher to get my news.

Heroes:

Gil Grissom