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Chaplain AFK Alex

Good guys wear white.

About Me

I am James Bond without the jetpack.[Disclaimer: I don't add bands, sorry the only one on here is mine. Go to MSRP and add us! The top 8 is random, weee for social status hilarity.]

My Interests

"One of the gods' own prototypes, a mutatant never intended for mass production. Too weird to live and to rare to die." -Raoul Duke

I'd like to meet:

I want the simple things in life like a catapult to launch balls of cobras, a chainsaw car, and a spaceship made of cheetos.

Music:

Band whoring mode *ON* --MSRP is the greatest band ever!!!111!one!!1elevenIf it's not on the radio, has heavy guitars, or great synths you got my attention.

Television:

They call it Television Programing for a reason.

Books:

Current Read: Being and Time

Heroes:

Villians

My Blog

Tin foil hats will not save you from the radio

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.  -Fred Allen Does anybody really listen to that shitty music they play on the radio?  FM...
Posted by Chaplain AFK Alex on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:37:00 PST

This space for rent

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.  -Sinclair Lewis Today's topic: The Human Billboard.  Wou...
Posted by Chaplain AFK Alex on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:36:00 PST

To climb a mountain

On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow.  -Frie...
Posted by Chaplain AFK Alex on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

Are you hiring?

..>..>..> ..> To: MYSPACERe: cats or lesbians.Dear MYSPACE, I am including my resume for your review, and I will be your choice for user interface designer. Read on and you'll see why. My resume outl...
Posted by Chaplain AFK Alex on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST

Lifestyles of the rich and almost famous

Go to school.  Get good grades.  Get a nice secure job.  Define your lifestyle based on that.  These words of wisdom from many parents and teachers.  I'm sure many of you have...
Posted by Chaplain AFK Alex on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:20:00 PST

Democrazy

"What Democracy Means to Me" by Johnny Carson  To me, democracy means placing trust in the little guy, giving the fruits of nationhood to those who built the nation.   Democracy means...
Posted by Chaplain AFK Alex on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:10:00 PST

Lorem ipsum

Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatemBut I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae p...
Posted by Chaplain AFK Alex on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

I think therefore I am?

The greatest American superstion is belief in facts. -Count Hermann Keyserling A few things to chew your grey matter over.  They might save your life. Or they might kill you. Both make for a pret...
Posted by Chaplain AFK Alex on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

Lost

LOST: Cause Lost one cause.  Answers to the name of...well it doesn't answer to anything.  Last seen somewhere.  Everyone seems to think it always was lost, but that's why I am looking....
Posted by Chaplain AFK Alex on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:11:00 PST

My dear colleagues...

My dear colleagues, I am growing increasingly concerned about the mores of our young people - this group the media has seen fit to label the orphaned generation.  They seem entirely too willing t...
Posted by Chaplain AFK Alex on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST