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Panti-Christ

I got to keep movin', blues fallin' down like hail!

About Me

www.pantichrist.com Howdy! Yup, it's thee Panti-Christ! The one your mama should've warned you about. I make pretty panties to make 'ends meet', so to speak. Yeah... Bikinis and Panties for women who know what they want. Colorful, Sexy Undies for the Sexiest of Ladies! Underwear that will get YOUR panties in a bunch. I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

My Interests

Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one. Self Employment, Love Making Love, Ignoring The Man, Professional Slacking, Making Panties Pretty, Riots, Being A Male Lesbian, Lower Consciousness and The Art Of Not Knowing, Hobophobia, That Downtown Feeling, Playing Lap Steel Guitar, All Things 23, Magic Knowledge, Sofa Sex, Soft Pimping, The Johnson Family, Speakeasys, Anything Remotely Psychedelic, Mental Finger Banging, Junk DNA, Sexy Situations, The Female Form, Highway 39, Bikini Fittings... I Simply LOVE Going Down, Coming Up, Blacking Out, Waking Up, Hanging Out, Making Out, Making Up, Making Things Up, Living It Up, Liver Rafting, Dining and Dashing, Digging It, Digging Deeper...

I'd like to meet:

Please, NO DUDES, GUYS OR BUDDIES. JUST WOMAN WITH ATTITUDE: smart-ass sassy pants, fashion sluts, art hookers, dancing hobos, seductive postal workers, sexy psychedelic dames, ladies of the night, female members of the black pampers party, modest models, sultry sex bombs, gorgeous gamblers, satanic strippers, naked networking numskulls, gypsies, tramps and thieves, smokers, chokers and midnight tokers, she-anti-everythingists, burlesque druggies, bikini girls with machine guns, wanna-be murderers, future feminist cult leaders, fellow sisters of the johnson family, gals who put out and don't put up. And any of you wonderful women who can entertain my low impact intellect.

Music:

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side. -Hunter S. Thompson Played As Loud As Possible: The 13th Floor Elevators, The Sonics, The Come N' Go, The Young Gods, Dead Kennedys, Serge Gainsbourg, Lightning Beat-Man, The Oblivians, Doo Rag, The New York Dolls, The Stereo Shoestring, Charlie Mingus, Cop Shoot Cop, Captain Beefheart And The Magic Band, Baby Woodrose, Curtis Mayfield, Johnny Cash, The Pretty Things, NWA, The Make-Up, The Cramps, Eagles Of Death Metal, The Who, The Flying Burrito Bros., The Stooges, Juaques Ductronc, Charlie Feathers, earthings?, Sun Ra, Queens of the Stone Age, The Outsiders, Trio, Don Ellis, The Milkshakes, Jack Starr, DJ Hell, Howlin' Wolf, Cheap Trick, The Rolling Stones, Can, Bob Log III, Motor City Five, Dave Clark Five, Jackson Five, Gravedigger Five, Q65 (i guess i have a thing for bands with the number 5 in their name), The Watzloves, Gary Numan, Kyuss, Little Richard, Ohio Players, The Animals, Charlie Parker, The Small Faces, The Creation, King Kahn and The Sensational Shrines, Superpitcher, The Monsters, O.J. And The Dead White People, Jack O'Fire, Dirtbombs, Peaches, T. Rex, Bessie Smith, Aerosmith, DEVO, The Saints, Mudhoney, The Blues Explosion, The Dead Brothers, Mose Allison, Django Reinhart, Reinard Voigt, Reigning Sound, DJ Koze, Firewater, The Golden Dawn, The Golden Shower, The Blues Magoos, The Gun Club, Desert Sessions, The Electric Prunes, The Raconteurs, The Wailers, Circle Jerks, Screaming Lord Sutch, The Kinks, KC and the Sunshine Band, Gibson Bros., Black Flag, Motorhead, Console, Moguai, The Gories, Bee Gees, Motorpsycho, Elliott Smith, Ween, Muddy Waters, The Ramones, Wighnomy Bros., The Move, The Masonics, NIN, Jimmy Reed, Chocolate Watchband, Micheal Mayer, Cheater Slicks, T.Raumschmiere, Morlocks (Ted Freidman MDMA years), Miracle Workers (Anbisol years), The Damned, Dusty Springfield, Unhold, Sol Hoopii, Roy And The Devil's Motorcycle, Cab Calloway, Patsy Cline, Leon Russell, Neil Young, Chuck Berry, Donna Summer.... I HATE Metal and I never really liked KISS. And what else gives me a boner? oh yeah, all that pushy, cushy minimal electronic sound from KOMPAKT records---------- I also make music: http://www.myspace.com/thepornostuntman. And for other records i've helped make check out www.voodoorhythm.com RECORDS TO RUIN ANY PARTY!!

Movies:

I have an unreasonable passion for animated films. Tex Avery, Bob Clampett, Friz Freiling and The Fleischer Bros. are just a few of my fave directors, but probably not yours! Below is a film made by my genius Belgium friend Mitch Volders, and I did all the voices in the film. ........... I rediscovered in the last few months that I truly love moving pictures. I enjoy old classics, sick and twisted modern works and anything that can make me laugh so hard I pee in my pants.

Television:

Zzzz.... Zzzzzz..... oh, The Trailer Park Boys!!

Books:

I've enjoyed the writings of: charles bukowski, tom robbins, kurt vonnegut, bill watterson, hunter s. thomspon, clive barker, jack kerouac, alan moore, lewis carroll, joe sacco, rick strassman, ernie hemingway, robert crumb, louis-ferdinand celine, windsor mckay, phillis diller, lenny bruce, frank miller, chris ware, al jaffee, aldus huxley, neil gaiman, elmore leonard, and blah blah blah...

Heroes:

My dear Mother who just recently died in September 2006, she taught me that anything is possible as long as you believe and put all your heart and soul into it. She is truly missed. My sister Rosalind who took care of my mom after she had a major stroke. Those are my heroes!!! (some other cool dudes i really admire: Albert Hoffman, William Burroughs, Fred Hampton, The Fleischer Brothers, Rick Strassman, Roky Erickson and Robert Williams)

My Blog

The Flaming HOT Burlesque Show In Basel

The Flaming HOT Burlesque ShowSaturday April 26, 200811:00 PM til real late!Das Schiff - Hafen BaselWestquaistrasse 19 Basel SwitzerlandHosted By: Panti-Christ and Noir BizarreCome experience an eveni...
Posted by Panti-Christ on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:17:00 PST

7 Tips To Happiness

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but ...
Posted by Panti-Christ on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:14:00 PST

Going to Memphis

i lost that bloggin feeling...sorry kids, i kinda lost the lust to write my drunken adventures on my page. the debauchery tales don't seem to ever end but the public will only learn about them now whe...
Posted by Panti-Christ on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:06:00 PST

HELL'S BOUTIQUE

Hosted By: ammonit productionsWhen: Saturday May 26, 2007 at 11:00 PMWhere: Reitschule GrossehalleNeubruckstr 8Bern, SwitzerlandDescription:ammonit productions Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Panti-Christ on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:54:00 PST

For Fans Of Killer Cartoons

Hey Pal...A good friend of mine made an animated film in 2003. He's Mitch Thundersticks, drummer of the astounding Belgian rock geniuses El Guapo Stunt Team. We met years ago touring together with the...
Posted by Panti-Christ on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:19:00 PST

Getting My Freak ON! Volume 7

So, there we were, late as usual and headed for the biggest openair festival in Switzerland. Armed with two of my favorite beauties from Bern, Mimie and Lillipuz, we found ourselves hauling serious as...
Posted by Panti-Christ on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:33:00 PST

Gettin' My Freak On Vol. 6.6.06

Yeah, just when I thought I was mellowing out... Considering it's 6.6.06 right now I can confess a bit of my so-called sins just for the hell of it...So where did this recent madness begin? I figure l...
Posted by Panti-Christ on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:23:00 PST

25 Top Concerts In My Life

i was thinking... i've been going to concerts longer than most of the girls that i sleep with have been alive.... so i decided while i'm washing clothes tonight i should make a list of the most remark...
Posted by Panti-Christ on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:11:00 PST

Big Burlesque Night In Bern

Yeah, we had an amazing rocking night in Bern last Friday night on the 19th of May 2006. Some friends of mine and I organized a show entitled Big Burlesque Night and I was invited to be the Master of ...
Posted by Panti-Christ on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:47:00 PST

New PANTI-CHRIST Trashion Show VIDEO!!

hey, I just posted a video of our new video from our kickass Trashion show that Panti-Christ had on March 31st earlier this year! Go check that shit out and tell me what you think!!!PANTI-CHRIST TRASH...
Posted by Panti-Christ on Sat, 06 May 2006 07:23:00 PST