My life is good I guess - a lot of toys, love, and food. The only thing is Chanel has NEVER let me try chocolate!! She says it'll kill me. Who ever died from chocolate?
I just recently turned one! Also now I've been with Chanel for almost a year. I'm gonna live with her for all my life, I think. Then she'll get to old and will move to her own place. And I'll be stuck with Momma and Daddy.
They say they're not my birth parents, but I'm pretty sure they are. I saw my dog parents. They were big and lived outside. I'm glad I live with my human parents.
You know, Chanel almost chose my sister instead of me. Because my sister licked Chanel more. Well guy dogs aren't supposed to lick too much, or else we'll be gay. Hello, has Chanel ever read the rule book?!
But anyways, I'm glad Chanel chose me. I was obviously the better choice. My sister is very annoying, I think. That's why she was the last one to be picked. If anyone even picked my sister. Besides, I even out the boys and girls - there's Momma and Chanel, then me and Daddy. If it wasn't for me, Daddy would be the only boy in the pack.
I love barking. Chanel hates my barking. It is my instinct to protect my pack and my house. And if I didn't bark, what if there was a natural disaster and since I was debarked (not in real life, in my debark possibilities story) I wouldn't have time to warn everyone. Then POOF they're hurt. So see, barking is important. You got that, Chanel?
My new Slide show :-)